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Xi Jinping's anger: The four disrespectful incidents that astonished Beijing and almost triggered a worldwide crisis.

Andy Serkis czytający tweety Trumpa głosem Golluma. Umarłem.

THE WHITE HOUSE SWINDLER When I came to America as a teenager from Europe, one of the first things I noticed was how deeply people here lived inside television. Not reality. Television. Performance. Illusion. Personality. Main character syndrome wrapped in commercials and sitcom laughter. Back in Austria, we barely had channels. We lived outside. We talked to each other. We understood life was serious because history had beaten that lesson into Europe over and over again. People married younger. Started families younger. Worked younger. Grew up faster because nobody was sitting around pretending life was an endless Netflix season where the protagonist magically figures it out by age forty-five after three divorces and a quirky montage. In Europe, if you were thirty-five and still acting like a frat boy chasing attention, people looked at you like something went wrong in the factory. But America? America turned performance into a religion. Everybody had to be “special.” Everybody had to “stand out.” Everybody had to brand themselves like a fucking breakfast cereal. And television raised generations of people to confuse charisma with competence. That was the setup. That was the psychological soil. And then came Donald Trump. Not as a statesman. Not as a scholar. Not as a disciplined leader. As a television character. A salesman. A casino host. A professional bullshitter with a golden microphone and enough confidence to sell sand to people dying in the desert. And holy shit, did America buy it. Because he understood something most politicians didn’t: Facts don’t move emotionally starved people. Identity does. He made people FEEL seen. FEEL powerful. FEEL included. FEEL rebellious. FEEL like the unpopular kid finally got invited to sit at the cool table. It didn’t matter if he lied every thirty seconds. It didn’t matter if half the promises evaporated into thin air. It didn’t matter if the contradictions were so obvious Stevie Wonder could’ve spotted them from orbit. He understood the American addiction to entertainment. That’s why people treated rallies like rock concerts. That’s why they wore merch like sports fans. That’s why politics stopped being governance and became WWE with nuclear codes. He didn’t win because Americans suddenly became evil. He won because millions of people were psychologically conditioned for decades to consume politics the same way they consume reality TV: Who makes me feel something? Not: Who understands policy? Who’s disciplined? Who’s stable? Who’s telling the truth? No. Who entertains me? Who pisses off the people I hate? Who makes me FEEL powerful while my actual life quietly collapses in the background? And Trump mastered that game better than anyone. The man is not some genius mastermind. He’s a human algorithm. A mirror. A conman who learned exactly how emotionally vulnerable Americans had become after decades of consumer culture, celebrity worship, cable news rage bait, social media addiction, and the death of genuine community. He saw loneliness. He saw insecurity. He saw people desperate for identity. And he monetized every fucking ounce of it. That’s the real scam. Not just Trump. The fact that America became a country where performance matters more than substance. Where a billionaire born into privilege somehow convinced struggling workers he was “one of them” while sitting on a gold toilet like a divorced pharaoh. Where people screamed “fight for America” while worshipping a man who sells NFTs, sneakers, Bibles, steaks, and himself like a late-night infomercial host snorting Adderall behind a casino dumpster. The White House became a stage. The presidency became content. And millions of people didn’t vote for leadership. They voted for emotional stimulation. That’s the swindle. And until Americans understand the psychological machine that got played on them, this country will keep electing entertainers while reality quietly burns behind the curtain.

@HQNewsNow @Mike_Tweets_Too We need to change the airport’s official abbreviation to “PDO”.

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New details have been released about Palm Beach International Airport, recently renamed to Donald J. Trump International Airport. Their new contract requires the airport to purchase Trump merchandise from Trump's own licensor, directly violating the Emoluments Clause of the

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Thank you for standing by me and showing me so much love and support over the past year. I’ve still got some healing to do, but I am on my way! See you soon. 💖 🦋

SNL's "Edge of Destiny” but it’s just archival footage from '80s prime time soap "Dynasty."

Muah ha ha ha ha ha HAAA!😝👊🔥

Oh this is fucking hilarious. 😂

PM Mark Carney invited to join European leaders summit in Armenia ctvnews.ca/politics/artic…

Holy shit, this is BRILLIANT: This dude breaks down why everyone thinks the whole WHCD event was fake... everything about trump is FAKE. Best video you'll see today.

🚨OH - MY - GOD!!! Trump has a total MELTDOWN and loses his freaking mind live on 60 Minutes. He literally shouts: "I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE." "I’M NOT A RAPIST." "YOU’RE A DISGRACE." Trump snapped when the reporter read part of the shooter’s manifesto, but here’s the thing: SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS TRUMP. This is a total DISASTER.

Jimmy Kimmel obliterated Trump and his administration… Fucking nailed it.

Trevor Noah’s bit on Nicolas Maduro had me howling at the end. 😂😂😂🤣🤣😩😩😭

Loblaws strikes again. Just disgusting. From TikTok:

@melaniedoak Imagine being the kind of person who can look at a bloke in a wheelchair and and decide to try take a power trip over him rather than help…does this cunt kick puppies and hate babies???

Ironically, even Adelaide Airport's own video is wrong. And the the irony is it's narrated by the Kelly Vincent, customer experience and inclusion specialist at Adelaide Airport, who is in a wheelchair. Permits aren't needed in airports. Her narration is unlawful in an airport even if Adelaide Airport don't know it. Federal law (Disability Discrimination Act) overrides local parking policies if those policies create an unreasonable barrier. In an airport the only other choice, the normal pickup area, does not have flush curbs. And in the case of airports, because there is nowhere else to safely stop, Rule 165 applies "It is a defence to the prosecution of a driver for an offence against a provision of this Part [Part 12: Restrictions on stopping and parking] if: the driver stops at a particular place because the condition of the driver, a passenger, or the driver’s vehicle makes it necessary to stop there in the interests of safety, and the driver stops for no longer than is necessary in the circumstances. youtube.com/watch?v=80HGoX…

OMG this lady is leaking a list of names that people around the World call Trump and some of these names are hilarious! I will post one every other day for your enjoyment! 😂😂😂

Holy shit, how is Iran banging these 🔥LEGO videos out so damn quickly? "Shots fired, whole place got swatted out... Staging the whole scene Every time your polls drop low You pull this same scheme." Even THEY think it was staged.

FUN FACT: Trump has hated Seth Meyers ever since he got absolutely eviscerated by him at the 2011 Correspondents’ Dinner.