Mile High Pixie @milehighpixie

Healthcare architect, repressed standup and improv comic, mildly anxious, and always raging against the machine. [Oxford comma; drops mike] Denver, CO Joined August 2016

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Michael Tubbs @MichaelDTubbs

3 years ago

From the first Black President to the first federally indicted President, history is being made before our eyes.

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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit

3 years ago

Says the lady who filmed a cooking show out of her home for a decade 🙄

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CZEdwards.bsky.social @CZEdwards

3 years ago

… ya know, complaining about household laundry machines when there are many, many giant data centers using 1000kW per square meter per day to run online gambling, crypto, stolen image manipulation and the predictive text scam is maybe missing the burning forest for the trees.

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Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington

3 years ago

On a more serious, historical note, one thing that’s rarely acknowledged in terms of time saving devices and technological advances is the washing machine. Laundry going from an all-day/multi-day affair into something that could be handled in a few hours was revolutionary.

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trash jones @jzux

3 years ago

ask not what your country can do for you. ask why they aren’t doing literally any of it

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

3 years ago

They should do a stoned jeopardy where the contestants get super high and there’s no timer. Everyone just has to keep guessing terrible answers on every question until someone figures it out.

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Sam G @ItsSamG

3 years ago

Hey America, sorry for sending our smoke your way but since you survived a giant 4 year dumpster fire we didn’t think you’d notice

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CycloneHulk @CyGradCyDad

3 years ago

Jesus taught, “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” Matthew 6:5-8

Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski

3 years ago

Yesterday in Iowa.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

3 years ago

[opening birthday presents] me: …is this another dead cat? schrödinger: *way too excited* we don’t know until you open it!

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President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

3 years ago

Happy Birthday, Jilly.

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Skyler Higley @skyler_higley

3 years ago

it’s hard to be black on this site without feeling required to have an emotionally immature take on men and women

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New York Times Opinion @nytopinion

3 years ago

“Take a nanosecond to acknowledge the growing number of children who are not hungry, the increasing share of moms who are not dying in childbirth, the proven ways we have to make a better world,” @NickKristof writes from Sierra Leone. nyti.ms/3qeQ9Mv

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Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide

3 years ago

If I have to explain to my kid why this is necessary in school, then I don’t care that you have to explain to your kid why Target has a Pride section. Seriously, not one bit.

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The Tweedy Mutant @the_tweedy

3 years ago

When there's only one set of footprints in the sand... but they belong to your jacked boyfriend carrying your disabled ass back to the kayak shack

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Katie Hannigan @katiehannigan

3 years ago

When people tell me I’ll regret not having kids, I’m like it’s okay I know a really good place to cry. It’s my vacation home.

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Skyler Higley @skyler_higley

3 years ago

I have resentment for anyone who studied abroad. Oh you were in Spain? Good for you, I stayed in THE UNITED STATES where I was POOR and had a BAD EDUCATION like an American!

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Michael Steele @MichaelSteele

3 years ago

You’re not the first criminal defendant to be told to shut up. Besides, you were only “warned”. The trial calendar is the trial calendar. It waits for no one. And nothing like this has happened before because we’ve never had a president do the shit you’ve done before.