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Took twice as long to replace a light switch as it would have taken an electrician, but now I will walk through the house like I’m a hybrid of Thomas Edison and Bob Vila.
Do electricians backstab switches and outlets to make home repairs harder? Is there a legitimate reason to not use the side terminals?
This isn’t politics; there’s just no one there.
🚨NEW: Bluesky will not be included in the under-16s social media ban
Mexican food is the best fail-safe for people who can’t have gluten.
Mexican food making a strong play for finally being recognized as one of if not the best cuisine in the world. Really love watching visitors from around the world discovering this.
Okay, what happened?
@marytylerpoor Gotta get the fairlife protein drinks.
Came back from Europe with just enough time to work my “glasses of wine per week” stat back down to its long run average before my annual physical.
“The new rules will be sold as getting rid of DEI but that is an excuse to bring in the commissars. The new rules don’t depoliticize science they create even more politicization with the sign flipped” marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolu…
@tdavis234 Priority boarding and a free drink.
Airlines would get more people to gate check their bags on full flights if they promised priority boarding in exchange for gate checking.
@tdavis234 That’s a good point. I just like to get on and get settled. If I only have a carry-on I almost always volunteer, even if they haven’t asked. Especially on a direct flight.
I don’t know how more of the tweets from Europeans visiting the US for the World Cup aren’t about how great the showers and thermostats are.
@thejuiceisgood Sublet him an apartment in Chicago for in between semesters.
Alabama is going to give Freddy the full student experience by heading to Gallettes during the third quarter of a football game and being anywhere but Coleman during a basketball game.
@BunkiePerkins You know how to build the lead, you just don’t know how to hold the lead. And that’s really the most important part.
No one like 11:00, but two of the greatest Auburn-LSU home games ever were JP games.
The 2026 TV windows are set 📺🍿 🗞️: auburntige.rs/49RBR8L #WarEagle 🦅
@HarbachCFB That and ‘94 are the two I was thinking of.
Can Newton
What’s the biggest bargain signing your club’s ever pulled off? 🤩🤝
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BIG FAN OF THE 2026 M... @sheabooskyy
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(((Kev_observes))) @KObserves
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caught hantavirus on ... @abs_sweetmarie
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