ASIO @ASIO

The Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is Australia's national security service. Unlike the former, this is a joke. Canberra, Australia Joined November 2008

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ASIO @ASIO

2 months ago

SECURITY ALERT: Shots fired at White House Correspondent's dinner attributed to a self-inflicted gun wound, remaining shred of American journalistic integrity takes own life rather than sit through another clusterfuck.

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ASIO @ASIO

a year ago

OUTCOME SUMMARY: Analysis suggests this video was taken in Bondi NSW. It is a testament - a dark harbinger - whispering from beyond the veil that whoever posted that corflute didn't read regulations governing display of political campaign material on council property.

Geoff Wilson @GeoffWilsonWAM

a year ago

Is this an omen? #Election2025

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ASIO @ASIO

a year ago

OUTCOME SUMMARY: Our analysts actually like this metaphor. Both wings keep a nation balanced and are intended to support healthy checks and balances. Which makes you the cloaca - grossly efficient at spewing effluence.

Senator Babet @senatorbabet

a year ago

Another person who actually believes that Labor and Liberal are different when in reality there is no difference. Two wings on the same bird.

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ASIO @ASIO

a year ago

OUTCOME SUMMARY: You need a dictionary. As Inigo Montoya said: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it mean." Advocating for humanist policies that represent all members of our nation to ensure they get a fair go is about as occa as it gets, mate.

Lisa @Lisa9Sophia

a year ago

Albanese lied. He said he wouldn’t preference The Greens, but check out the radicalised divisive racist that Albanese is preferencing! She hates Australia and Labor. She openly supports HAMAS a listed terror organization @ASIO are you vetting these people before they end up in

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ASIO @ASIO

a year ago

OUTCOME SUMMARY: Investigation concluded. These claims are unfounded vitriol that demonstrate both a lack of context, insufficient comprehension of fiscal policy and slight inference that you spent your childhood sticking your tongue on 9V batteries.

🇮🇪 @sliejreo

a year ago

@craigkellyXXX teflon, are they teflon? it's outrageous where are the goodguys in @AusFedPolice @ASIO @AustralianArmy People are going into policestations to report crimes against the people. Why are the people being ignored? this cannot continue.

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ASIO @ASIO

a year ago

SECURITY ALERT: Condition Downunder declared as Coalition promise h̵a̵n̵d̵j̵o̵b̵s̵ preferences to One Nation Party candidates in marginal seats. Citizens are reminded to vote below the line - put Dutton last.

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ASIO @ASIO

2 years ago

We are aware of scammers pretending to be from #ASIO warning people about other pretenders requesting their financial details. ASIO will never warn you nor ask you to provide financial information. We already have it. Report to scamwatch.gov.au/report-a-scam @Scamwatch_gov

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ASIO @ASIO

4 years ago

Condition Sentimental Mood declared as it's been exactly one year since you've thought about your high school crush Steven from math class. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone. Maybe.

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ASIO @ASIO

4 years ago

7 years ago

Condition Ditch Witch declared as Citizen @DemiLardner's comedic homage to Disturbed underappreciated. It's your fault Trent: comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/dem…

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ASIO @ASIO

7 years ago

Condition Bacchanal declared as Citizens @mattolucas and @e_maltseva report on cheap wine, contemporary art and Melbourne galleries in Drinking With The Artist: open.spotify.com/show/3Xh0ygqtO…