Al Jean @AlJean

Writer/Producer the Simpsons 1989-now Co-Creator the Critic Producer It’s Garry Shandling’s Show USA Joined April 2014

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John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq

14 hours ago

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

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Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia

6 hours ago

CNN montage of all the times Trump announced deals with Iran. Anderson Cooper: Today marks 39 times that he has said something like that.

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Congresswoman Chellie Pingree @chelliepingree

10 hours ago

Hi, Donald. Midcoast Mainer here. You did not, in fact, “have to go to Japan” to get a Maine lobster before you. We sold millions. Our lobster fishery is one of the most valuable in the U.S. It’s a big reason why people come here, in case you didn’t know! If anything is hurting our lobstermen, it’s inflation (which you apparently “love”). Also, exactly *zero* Maine fishermen run their boats at three knots. More like 30 knots—and some go even faster. You should check out a lobster boat race sometime! I think it might be time for one of your famous Oval Office naps, because you have ZERO idea what you’re talking about.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

10 hours ago

Trump lies that before he came around, "you had go to Japan to get a Maine lobster"

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GOP Ls @GOP__Ls

8 hours ago

🚨 Trump tried to imprison 6 Democratic Senators for making a video that was critical of him. He just lost every single case.

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Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_

11 hours ago

Tigers gave Colt Keith the silent treatment after finally hitting his first home run of the year

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Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie

13 hours ago

Thanks to all you lovely well-wishers. You put a spring in an old man’s step.

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KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing

16 hours ago

We can rule out Anthony Volpe as a suspect

Hoops @Hoopss

22 hours ago

Bro someone hit Wemby in the back of the head with an egg.

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Noah Kahan @NoahKahan

12 hours ago

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

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Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins

14 hours ago

JD Vance is now implicated in the Epstein cover-up. He needs to testify.

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Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers

15 hours ago

The Chief of Staff for Vice President JD Vance is resigning.

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Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury

17 hours ago

‼️ This is Trump’s Watergate Moment. For months the Vice President, White House Chief of Staff, Pam Bondi, Todd Blanche, Kash Patel and other top officials colluded in the Situation Room to break the law and BURY the Epstein investigation. This is what went down ⬇️

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aves @WNBAPILLED

a day ago

the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success

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Detroit Tigers @tigers

16 hours ago

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Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian

a day ago

Per the FBI, Trump knew and funded underage sex parties in Palm Beach.

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LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo

a day ago

WHAT IS DE’AARON FOX DOING 💀💀💀

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2 days ago

My wife survived a school shooting in her first year as a teacher and kept teaching, and is still teaching 15 years later while being a Mom of two. She very much lives in the real world. You do not. What a completely ignorant and stupid thing to say.

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Omar Artan @OmarArtand1

2 days ago

I am deeply grateful for the overwhelming support, encouragement, and kind messages I have received from people around the world. Your solidarity has reminded me that football unites us beyond borders. Thank you to everyone.

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

2 days ago

🚨CAUGHT ON TAPE: Mike Johnson PANICS after a recorded conversation is released exposing the House Republican plan to CUT Medicaid, Medicare, AND social security for millions of Americans. They denied it. The recording just blew up the entire lie. EVERY American should see this.

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Al Jean @AlJean

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@Kevin_Jacobsen @TheAcademy Homer Simpson

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Nahuel Lanzón @nahuelzn

2 days ago

🇸🇴 Nunca vi algo así. En Somalia hoy se llenó un estadio para recibir como héroe nacional a Omar Artan, el árbitro al que Estados Unidos le negó la entrada al Mundial. Increíble.