BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail
This is a parody account with no affiliation to Southern Rail, it contains no facts, information or help to passengers... Much like the official account. Joined March 2015-
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Passengers advised that, much like a Southern Rail train, BadSouthernRail has unexpectedly stopped
6, To all politicians and managers who run this misbegotten shitshow - your greed, incompetence and callousness have ruined lives. On behalf of everyone forced to endure your daily cockwittery - GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU FUCK-FACED FUCKHEADS
5, Now, the next tweet is for the people run this company. Prior to this, this has always been a family account with no swearing. So, if you don't like bad language then perhaps give the next tweet a miss
4, If you like movies, then I run the movie news spoof site @ScreenIdle which you can find on Twitter and Facebook. Podcasts I’ve made include Directors Commentary and Cooper (V. Sweary) that can be found on iTunes and other pod places
3, I should plug some other stuff I do because there's ten thousand of you, and leveraging your social media presence is what you're supposed to do.
2, Thanks for following, liking and retweeting. I hope you’ve been mildly amused during those miserable times sat inexplicably outside Gatwick Airport. I'll keep the account open, if I get inspired again I may re-emerge in the future
1, Hello, I'm Neil, I do BadSouthernRail and I think it's time to stop. Obviously, the trains are still a load of shocking old rubbish but I've just run out of funny things to say about them. So, best to quit while I'm ahead
I think we're doing the same timetable as last week. Not sure though, we'll see.
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The time Gene Kelly was forced to remove gangster rap sequence from Singin’ in the Rain screen-idle.com/the-time-gene-…
The time Godfather part III was a hilarious time-travel comedy screen-idle.com/the-time-godfa… @godfathermovie
Review – Escape Plan 2 screen-idle.com/review-escape-…
Filming begins on Avatar sequel after James Cameron completes construction of planet screen-idle.com/filming-begins… #avatar
Passengers advised that the cancelled 1535 #londonbridge to #brighton service left on time. Seriously.
Passengers advised that services will stop at stations at the desertion of the driver
Passengers advised that a branch fell on a cable, delays across the network expected forever
Passengers wishing to know how to get home advised to guess
Passengers advised to check the destination on the front of your service as that's the only way you'll find out where it's going
Look, there's a Kath Kitson at #londonbridge, you can spend the four hours waiting for your train buying twee tat. Makes up for everything, eh?
Lots of new retail emerging at @NetworkRailLBG Just because customers shop online doesn’t mean they never leave the house. Retail needs to be relevant and equally convenient or a compelling destination. #retailisnotdeadjustevolving
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Weekend Film Guide 20th July screen-idle.com/weekend-film-g…
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