Gort Klatu @ByLaughed

🇺🇸 US Army Ret-30 Yrs-Bosnia, Afghanistan-SOCEUR, SOCOM, CENTCOM. 3 Generations Army🇺🇸 3xTrump voter. Lifetime NRA. 2x heart attack survivor. Opinions mine Florida Joined September 2023

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@LangmanVince Tell him to get ready…

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@w_terrence Right again, Terrence!

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@GuntherEagleman North Carolina. Spent a lot of time at Moon Hall. Ran all over the post.

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My wife got in the checkout line at the grocery store. She had 15-20 items. Just as she was next in line to be served, Suddenly all the lines got long behind her at all the checkout lanes. A woman came up behind her, carrying two 12-packs of Coke. The express lane was also long. The woman started sighing, stamping her feet and clearing her throat. My wife avoided eye contact. She was sure that the woman’s husband was going to join her the moment my wife let her go ahead, which was not going to happen. Finally, with a big sigh, the woman stomped off to another line. I told my wife she did the right thing. That woman was so entitled that she would not say, “Excuse me, could I go first?” She decided not not use a cart; carrying those heavy items was her choice. I see a lot of people who won’t ask for help. They simply state a problem and wait to see if someone else will fix it for them: “There’s no bread!” “The line is too long!” “These packages are heavy!” Doesn‘t anybody fix their own problems or at least ask for help? Do we just expect strangers to stop their lives to help us out? When did we become such a nation of moochers?

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@LangmanVince His family’s gonna sell that Escalade he bought with his GoFundMe $ and buy him some protection.

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@atensnut Mike Santoli

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@GuntherEagleman Danke schoen!

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@libsoftiktok Yeah, we got a message for you guys. Delivered by 5.56mm.

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@trumplicans2024 Nobody else ever ate this- but I grew up on peanut butter and mayonnaise! The only sandwich I ever took to lunch.

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@its_Lexieroy Watching Thune make the TV rounds today made me sick. He’s a fucking traitor.

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@AvaGrace9211 Funk, as in Funky Cold Medina

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@Jassmini2 For Christmas my wife gave me a variety pack of 12 different mustards. Best gift ever. That answer your question?😆

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@miles_commodore Jerry West. He is the model for the NBA Logo.

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@catturd2 Poor dog. Stop torturing him and give him some love!

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@Legacy411 I’m a big fan of Band on the Run. Great memories associated.

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@miles_commodore Bobby Riggs was such a disappointment.x.com/i/grok/share/3…

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@RobertaFresque2 Cooking temperature

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I and my family got vaxxed x3. We had no ill effects and I’m proud of it. As a military retiree, we had special vaccination sites and appointments. It was my privilege to be among the first vaccinated. I don’t understand that negative reactions to it. Trump initiated Operation Warpspeed at the time everyone else was only concerned about getting tested. He was way ahead of everyone.