Matthew @CrowsFault

Historian for hire / Big nerd Masshole burdened with delusions of wit All opinions belong to Dread Cthulhu Land of the Dunkins Joined October 2011

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Matthew @CrowsFault

2 years ago

Just hopping on here to introduce a new little buddy: This is Milo. He likes running around at full speed, cuddles, fighting my computer screen, and trying to kill my feet. He is the best void.

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I'm not really on Twitter much for reasons that amount to my own sanity and not wanting to be part of a certain someone's glee club, but I poke in now and again. Because apparently I said something nice once and that helps some folks out, and that makes me happy.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@BreannaLoves1 New one to me. I liked it. Not even sure it's fear but rather apathy that's the real enemy. To say it doesn't matter, that nothing you do matters, that you should just stop fighting back, that you can't win. The post was inspired by my irritation with that surrendering attitude.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

4 years ago

People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@pattiev @JJane_Henry @DirtScienceRx Dang. To both the t-shirt and the meme. I'm just some fucking guy, and this is awesome.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@C4RL_RH Go ahead! :)

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@FF_XIV_EN Zakuro Kaifu Mateus #FFXIV10thSweepstakes

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FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN

3 years ago

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@1Waywardpilgrim Go ahead. If it helps someone, then I'm all for it.

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Logan Bonner @loganbonner

6 years ago

A while back, I made an image of a pnoll. Well, now I’ve made it a playable ancestry for #Pathfinder2E! All sales of this product will go to charity. You can get it on itch or DTRPG. #pnoll Please share! loganbonner.itch.io/pnoll drivethrurpg.com/product/324196…

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But With Raptors @ButWitRaptors

3 years ago

No man can kill me.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@Zintlion You can't contain this much pure reptilian rage, Zint.

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

3 years ago

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@HNTurtledove Backpfeifengesicht. But I'm pretty sure using German is cheating. :p

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@FrostLlamzon He looks like he's having a good time.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@FrostLlamzon Yessss he's awesome

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@RRollplaying I just imagine it ending with him rediscovering his rage, ala Bekhesh in Farscape. "Farewell my friends, and thank you for teaching me to kill again."

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@Gilliunion If there was a smile in need of a fist...

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@BEAT_SKELTON Also the DLC was the most petty self-indulgent temper tantrum I've ever seen.

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@BEAT_SKELTON I actually enjoyed BioShock: Infinite because I found the whole thing between Booker and Emily charming and because I really liked the style. On the other hand the combat was forgettable and I found the attempt to discuss how easily revolutions can turn to shit hamhanded and weak

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Matthew @CrowsFault

3 years ago

@BEAT_SKELTON @NakTheCowAD Hey, Freedom Force was fun for it's time and I'd love more of that kind of thing. Even if I immediately broke the game by making a custom hero made of solid rock that could fly and shoot radiation beams at everyone.