DandyWriting @DandyWriting

Procrastinator. Occasional Art. Found object collector. UK Joined June 2013

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DandyWriting @DandyWriting

4 hours ago

Impossible to survive a hangover in a room the colour of the Dutch kit… #NEDJPN

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4 hours ago

This Netherlands kit might be the brightest thing human beings have ever seen. It’s like watching 11 fellas in 4D. #NEDJPN

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DandyWriting @DandyWriting

8 hours ago

@adrianmckinty Your follow up comment on Reed, et al, reminded me of this glorious gem. Sure you’ve seen it but if not, enjoy….. youtu.be/9rmcxosO8Mc?si…

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Saucy Seventies Adventures @SaucySeventies

a day ago

You just don't seen a truck full of clowns being driven over a strongman on the telly these days. Shame.

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DandyWriting @DandyWriting

3 days ago

I’m no Motson - but I think it’s fair to say neither of these teams are winning the World Cup. Chalked off. #WorldCup

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Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK

a week ago

Paddington and I wish all runners the best of luck for the race!🎽

Embassy of Japan UK @JAPANinUK

a week ago

The FT Nikkei UK Ekiden, now in its 3rd year, takes place on Friday 12 June! Competitors will run along the Thames path starting in Windsor. 🏃 The event celebrates today's young generation and aims to strengthen the friendship between 🇯🇵 and 🇬🇧 through this popular Japanese

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DandyWriting @DandyWriting

a week ago

@campbellclaret Nonsense. Zero rated credibility.

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a week ago

Decades on, still can’t get past the theme song for ‘Are You Being Setved’ naming all the departments at Grace Brothers, neglecting the entire women’s clothing section. Travesty.

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verypete lambert @Prof_Quiteamess

2 weeks ago

Why did the Queen call him 'Mister Bond' in the London Olympics opening bit? She's his superior officer not a supervillain and they're both on duty so it should be 'Commander Bond'. I think about this even when I'm watching Star Wars.

Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee

2 weeks ago

Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

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emily @getalongemily

2 weeks ago

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

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DandyWriting @DandyWriting

2 weeks ago

@CarolineVoaden The railway system full stop is a massive joke. Just check out the complete routine failures on the first GB rail line - Southwestern Railway.

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Ron Manager Remembers Nottingham @ronmanagernottm

2 weeks ago

Fancy a bowl of powdery water?

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

3 weeks ago

What British people have in their freezers: -Frozen peas (some in a bag, some rolling around loose) -Full bag of oven chips -Another bag with three oven chips left in it -Tupperware half-filled with unidentified brown stuff -Half a scoop of mash potato that you saved for some reason -An empty box that used to contain ice lollies that fools you every time you look in it but you still don’t throw it away -Bag of hash browns -Some sort of meat joint (possibly lamb) from 2014 -A near-empty ice cream tub -Something that might be chilli or might be bolognese but you didn’t label it -Some party food from three Christmases ago -An empty bag that used to contain ice cubes -A pack of chicken or fish that you needed to eat but you chucked it in the freezer because you ordered a takeaway instead -One drawer that doesn’t open anymore

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DandyWriting @DandyWriting

3 weeks ago

@AdamBlackmore I have a feeling DS is planning his exit strategy.

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DandyWriting @DandyWriting

3 weeks ago

@ajb4371 I would mind less about being ripped off if the service was gold standard. It’s not. It’s utter shite all of the time. It’s a double kick in the never-you-minds.

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DandyWriting @DandyWriting

3 weeks ago

@BeckyLTuch Yep. Definitely true here. If only I could start writing something, anything…to verify the sentiment, that would be grand.

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3 weeks ago

@BRYN_BORANGA @Aliteraryshadow Yes. It really is a proof, if ever it was needed, of the soullessness of extreme wealth. It’s all such a game to some of these folk, to the extent that even the most profound experiences are little more than party central.