Davey “Squid” Jones @DaveyJoneso7
Prominent Tequila Consumer | Risk Management Minor | Secured Fall ‘26 Internship Through “Connections” | Probably Blacked Out Joined April 2026-
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How do you tell bro it’s time to break up with her #DavidandGoliath
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@gillisburner Holy fuck I know this foid
MICHELLE OBAMA IS A FUCKING MAN #Ufcfreedom250
@DonnyJenkins67 Nigga are those my socks
@ToiletSeatFudd She’s probably in the shower don’t worry Elmer
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@nackattack47 Making breakfast on a beach vacation has to be in there somewhere
Just matched with a 42 year old Milf on tinder #poolboy
Didn’t know it was possible for someone to be this level of retarted #implode
Davey “Squid” Jones retweeted
Now hang him
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@formerlyrando Maxed out stat slut
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@MecheMoretti23 The engagement pictures were all over facebook
This week has been a generational run because wtf
@TipOnTop_ @DonnyJenkins67 Best part 😂✌️
@TipOnTop_ @DonnyJenkins67 Loft was always fire
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24 Followers 177 Following “Skeet”for short | Sperm Donor | UTK ‘92 AΦΨ | Madden 20 enthusiast |
David “The Mick” ... @Fullinol
8 Followers 48 Following GO BLUE 〽️ | Sponsored by Rally House | ‘89 patty king Blimpy Burgers | Certified Coitus Coach “Told her lay down cuz she my bitch (female dog)”
Janet @Janetlcs9
2 Followers 294 Following
isabella king @Chriski03974015
5 Followers 61 Following I’m loyal,I’m a little bit clumpsy , looking for fun
The Truth and his Bur... @KohlsBrew67
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Rando @formerlyrando
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‘C Note’ Haybank,... @ChetHawthorne
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Matt “Big Mo” Gib... @GibsonMatt8218
599 Followers 145 Following Clinton College ‘94 | 0.2 Handicap Tour Stick | In remembrance of Billy Joe “Thunderbuck”
Jeff “Jiggy” Jagg... @JeffJagger23
21 Followers 67 Following Alpha Sig ‘98, Slept with your mother, probably #Fountainsup
Lovllyn Amelia @LovllynAmelia1
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Zap0 @Zapclan0
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Chet “Big Gulp” F... @Balls0383628
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martin cosgrove @martincosgrov19
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Cameron @Cameron01334751
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Jannifer Gao @GaoJannif3r
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Josh Weinstein @scottiesschef
48 Followers 129 Following 5.8 handicap | 3x FIJI pledge master | Casual Busch Light enjoyer | LSU ‘98
Don “Jack” Daniel @DonDanielgoof16
7 Followers 32 Following OU ‘92 | PhD masturbation | Divorced | Enjoyer of tits and whiskey and sometimes I eat box
Clodagh @Clodagh37s
95 Followers 357 Following Irish girl Golf, yoga, reading, and red wine #Chief Executive Officer
Earl “Two Evictions... @EarlTimesTwo
1 Followers 22 Following ΣΧ ’22 | Former All-Conference 🥍 | 94G 61A (Career) | Ask Me About Senior Year | Weekend Warrior | Future CEO | Brotherhood Forever
Fak @flayev
293 Followers 4K Following
Jay Grady @Ucbrunnnnnnkjjj
0 Followers 5 Following
🚬🍺 @OXUDL2
128 Followers 266 Following if im using this account my other one is suspended | #jetup | #repbx | #NJDevils | RIP ROWDY | NASCAR diehard |
Ben @3322996a
60 Followers 456 Following High Ticket sales | Lana Del Rey enthusiast. Specialize in transforming cold leads into decent, medium-potential appointments.
guy incognito @SexuallyAdept12
47 Followers 986 Following
livin @pagliacci2020
91 Followers 810 Following
Paisley “Cannons”... @paisleycannons
352 Followers 180 Following ΦΜ ‘87 | Bipolar Baddie | Tequila enjoyer | Stimulant abuser | 3x divorced | Retardation poster | Hooters manager
Ben Gottschalk @earl_sweatpant1
0 Followers 101 Following
the main event〽️�... @manichispanic69
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Texas "TR" Ranger @maxthevirgin
89 Followers 234 Following Oldhead | Sneaky Athletic | 9x AWL | 15.3 handicap | PM Enthusiast | Blue Pow | Threw Granpa's War Medals off the Bridge
Chase @clement_ch15690
30 Followers 591 Following #Soundthesiren #Keeppounding #Hivementality #Thebrotherhood
JAMOSZN @CxlinsWrld
207 Followers 1K Following
Gary “The Girth” ... @GirthyClone
67 Followers 113 Following ISU ΣΦΕ ‘97 | Jack Johnson Enthusiast | Busch Light Enjoyer | IOWA FIRST 🇺🇸 | Jordan Spieth Truther | 10 Handicap | #RollClones🌪️
Brad “bag” Bradly @hungchedder420
2 Followers 63 Following ECU ‘09 / CoC ΔΤΔ philanthropy chair / hunter biden 2028 / shit sports takes / #moneybadger
Elijah “the Bazooka... @ElijahJones1973
43 Followers 575 Following family man | ΛΧΑ BAMA ‘85 | #RollTide
Dani @daniboii408
182 Followers 842 Following
Michael McFarlin @MichaelMc26
107 Followers 121 Following
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135 Followers 5K Following
Andy @Andy06466846
8 Followers 65 Following
David “The Mick” ... @Fullinol
8 Followers 48 Following GO BLUE 〽️ | Sponsored by Rally House | ‘89 patty king Blimpy Burgers | Certified Coitus Coach “Told her lay down cuz she my bitch (female dog)”
Gene "The Meatlocker"... @genedamachine72
667 Followers 244 Following Divorced Father of 4 | NotreDame Alumni | Project 2025 | John Deere | pangborn alum | Carl's Jr | Half of Steph Curry I Busch L | Madden Mobile | #DuckAndCover
The Truth and his Bur... @KohlsBrew67
165 Followers 253 Following Caleb Williams | Bedsy | PCA | KU| chipotle rewards member | Tyran and TK mogger| with former PCP | #filetofish #decreamer jalen brunson is a stevenson legend
Richard “Dick” Jo... @richardrichycpa
267 Followers 462 Following 📍 Mpls, Nantucket, Jupiter. 5 member numbers
Gary “Twisted Freak... @thepring13
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Younghoe Koon @YounghoeKoon
640 Followers 613 Following I don’t vote, Marshall Tucker Fan, Bulloch Academy ‘10, Elizabeth Swann boyfriend, KFC fan #SoundTheSiren 2026 GATA Burner of The Year
John Devein @JohnDeveincrdj
33 Followers 2 Following
Tony "Bows And Toes" ... @tonygivenski
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Barry “Mouthgard”... @LarryPete28
30 Followers 60 Following Peter miller enthusiast, OSU ‘98, Ball knower, Beast on the bag, LANK.
Harvey Spectator, CPA @HarvySpectator
217 Followers 200 Following Harvard Law Alumni || Graduated Sigma Bag Laude || Married to Donna (good cookie) 💍 || Best closer in Camden, NJ
Margaret "peggy" Jone... @peggyrockbottom
616 Followers 191 Following Former Cat Mom | OU Alum | Future Enthusiast | 3 Time Divorcee | Proud Wino 🍷
Richard “Patriot”... @CBSDickFitzwell
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Dave “The Hazard”... @hazardpounder
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Oxford “Rug Burn”... @TheRugBurn_Ox
540 Followers 399 Following Zyn indulger | cheap beer aficionado | dry beater | Alcoholic | 2x divorced | father of three | 0-2-1 in custody battles | UW-Madison ‘76
Tim Sharter, MBA @timsharter
982 Followers 397 Following Northrup Grumman Executive. Recovering Alcoholic.
Tucker “Motorboat�... @TuckerIVBurner
40 Followers 125 Following Diehard lover of beer and boobs. Big 1G is a joke. Camel Crushes ❤️
Tip🪅 @TipOnTop_
441 Followers 354 Following Les Miles Enthusiast | Celibate | WHO DAT TILL I FUCKING DIE | STTDB | DOUBLE CHAMP | SpeedOption | Jam Band Enjoyer | 2x Cat Dad
Tyler Gibson @xviwrd
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Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts
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Jeremy “Box Eater�... @fatpuhlover67
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Chad Feldheimer @ChadFeldheimer3
240 Followers 146 Following Lawn Care Enthusiast | Politically Active | Fan of 3 Doors Down & Sturgill Simpson | Patriot | Critical Thinker | #Chiller
Tim “The Snake” A... @TurnMeUp_Tim
8 Followers 22 Following Unmedicated since ‘21 | Banned from 2 Petsmarts | In need of another cigarette | Free R Kelly | Was Epstein so bad?
Bryn Forbes @BrynnForbes11
1K Followers 1K Following Iowa State Fiji Pledge - Dining Hall Worker - IPA Enjoyer
Jackson Price @Jackson__Price
13K Followers 43 Following 16 y/o. CompTIA-certified at 15. Completely rebuilding the PC repair industry for 100 million people. Student @AlphaSchoolATX
Beau “loko” McBus... @handybjs
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Captain Drunk @thedrunkskipper
77 Followers 161 Following Habitual Miller Lite Consumer | Tour Visor Enthusiast | Explosion Survivor | 2012 WSOP Runner-Up | Not Jewish
Jonny “baldballs”... @jonnybaldballs
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Sean Murphy Enthusias... @murphyplshomer
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Henry “Caucasian Ra... @HenryTiggins
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Quentin “The Knight... @DonnyJenkins67
490 Followers 258 Following Prominent Beer Drinker | 6/10 Blonde Enthusiast | Secured Summer 2026 Internship In Tell Aviv I Probably Rocking A PM Rn #IFYKYK
Grant Heier @saltymoneyheier
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Eric “The Coon” C... @BoxEater27
6 Followers 8 Following Eater | Underwater Ceramic Technician | Forklift Certified | 2.2 inches | Single and ready to mingle
The Ataxian @BeatingAtaxia
7 Followers 113 Following Friedreich’s Ataxia, Diagnosed 2014- still no wheelchair|
Alborg “Frogman” ... @AsahiSuperFly1
134 Followers 140 Following Certified Eater | Mech Eng | TCU Lax ‘07 | Dipper Nation Likes Bush (The Band) / Likes Bush (The Hairstyle)
The Nutty Squirrel @nuttysquirre1
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Richie “CPA” Sand... @TyreekSanders2
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Chadwick “trustfund... @Chadwickbagdav
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Jamal “Hasidic Home... @JamalG271
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William Miller @millefreda
337 Followers 221 Following SAE social chair / PCP / Ole Miss alumni / O9 LAX team captain
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575 Followers 538 Following Heir to the Macedonian Throne | Free Will User | Wandering Spirit | Whimsical Artist | Notoriously Fruity | Therapist to Mutuals
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Brannon Callaway, CPA @BrannonCallaway
98 Followers 118 Following MSU Dchi 94-95. “IFCs Worst Nightmare.” Triple Crown DUI. -247,000 on Fanduel. Macomb final boss.
Patrick O’Connor @LustbustOconnor
500 Followers 117 Following Professional playboy | Sooner lover | Class of ‘89 pledge of the year | +2 HandicapTrends for United States
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