Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog
Writer, mom of 3, mental health advocate & M.B.A. Fluent in memes. CPST/LDS/Aggie/Bravo fanatic 💃🏻. Contributor at @HerViewFromHome & #filterfreeparents drivingmomcrazy.com Dallas, TX Joined July 2017-
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Recent research from Kyoto University reveals that female dogs actively assess human competence—while male dogs do not. Female dogs clearly prefer approaching humans who successfully complete tasks, such as opening food containers, over those who fail. In contrast, male dogs show no preference and treat both competent and incompetent humans equally. These findings, published in a study titled "Female dogs evaluate levels of competence in humans," indicate that female dogs exhibit a more advanced form of social evaluation, particularly when food or resources are involved. They pay closer attention to human actions and their outcomes, using this information to decide who is the most reliable partner for obtaining rewards. This competence bias suggests female dogs are more sensitive to efficiency and social results than previously thought. For dog owners, it means your female companion isn't just loyal—she's also quietly evaluating your ability to provide. These results highlight an intriguing sex difference in canine social cognition, potentially evolved to enhance females' chances of securing resources and survival. [Chijiiwa, H., Horisaki, E., Hori, Y., Anderson, J. R., Fujita, K., & Kuroshima, H. (2022). Female dogs evaluate levels of competence in humans. Behavioural Processes, 203, 104778. DOI: 10.1016/j.beproc.2022.104778]
For me, getting a mammogram is not painful but the positioning is more complicated than I imagined: stand on toes, lean forward, arms up, turn head, bop it, twist it, pull it, now freeze right there, don’t move, DON’T BREATHE! It’s like playing Twister standing up.
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Love driving around seeing all the pretty lights this time of year. 😂
Therapists should give you an annual Wrapped with the people you talked about the most.
It’s that wonderful time of year where parents find out that shatterproof ornaments can, in fact, shatter.
Them: “I have a Porsche.” Me: “Not to one-up you, but I have a minivan with 17 cup holders.”
The best part about Thanksgiving is getting to hear stories about the most embarrassing moments of your life while everyone else laughs about it.
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History in the making.🤠
This Thanksgiving, please remember: Nobody puts Potato in a corner.
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I don’t need Halloween decorations, the inside of my house is scary enough.
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I don’t need Halloween decorations the inside of my house is scary enough.
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