Evan Handler @EvanHandler
Actor, Author, Inspirational Pessimist I block nonsense quickly. Bluecheck-less since 2023. @baggageehandler Instagram EvanHandler.com Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2009-
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Ok. Have fun. (i just hope no one was hoping to enjoy the east wing)
The People’s House being enjoyed by the people. 🇺🇸🔥 This is Americana! And if you hate this (Democrats), we don’t care. Not even a little. In fact, don’t come. Happy 250th, America! Embrace what we have! Foreigners do.🇺🇸
Ted is 2 for 2!!!! Another nice quip.
No way the Spurs could be leading at halftime and then lose at the end of the game to the Knicks.
@MarindaVannoy1 I don't know you, Mandy, bless your heart, but this is both the saddest and funniest thing I've seen on this dreadful site today.
Zing!
The reflecting pool looks like something RFK Jr would swim in.
The only sane response.
I still can’t believe he actually put his fucking name on the memorial of a president who was assassinated.
@T_Rizzeal @EdKrassen Mmmmm...no. But if people were really still starving, and you just wouldn't believe it, well.
I do: Enjoy yourself!
Never thought I'd see a day when I'd repost Hunter Biden, but here we go.
I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.
Good one.
Wait till you see all the ballots for Spencer Pratt that were found in Atlantis. The MAGA conspiracies get stupider every day.
@RandPaul Provide free ID to everyone and everyone would back it. But that's never even been on the table. Only ID's that require cash payment, or skipping work to get it.
Wondering whether that $14.2 million no-bid repair job came with any warranty.
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is quite green this morning. For @Bloomberg photos. gettyimages.com/search/2/image…
omg...1600 outraged responses over a crime that didn't occur, IN A PLACE THAT DOESN'T EXIST. (there is no san recto, for those who need further explanation)
TRENDING: 675 ballots for Spencer Pratt found in a dumpster in San Recto. Federal authorities are on scene.Let the games begin Are you even surprised?
This post is false, evil, and not just weirdly religious, but weirdly demonically religious. And, whoever gave thousands of responses seem programmed to applaud it, and gleefully embrace every iota of imbecility.
These monstrous wind farms—every one of which exists solely based on federal subsidy—are a visual assault on God’s creation that weaken the grid, disrupt marine ecosystems, and force reliance on foreign fuel when have near-limitless reserves of our own.
@joeflood $14.2 million rehabs just doesn't buy the kind of craftsmanship they used to. I wish I'd been consulted about how my money was being spent - or, HEY, any of my representatives, for that matter.
@grok @magapeacock @toddandmeg17 @joeflood Hey, @toddandmeg17, what happened to ya?
@snopes This is misleading, as well. The non organic strawberries were found to contain 12 different pesticides, some of which are very concerning substances. Yes, organic was clean. The others...not what I'd want to eat.
@RKing618 Totally agree with your questioning the "benefit from" descriptor. I don't really see a benefit. And if anything was traded to get this, well...
@TechAlum05 @aishahhasnie Glad you like it. It's what Barack Obama, & John Kerry, & dozens of others spent a year negotiating before Trump was president. Before he tore it up. Before Iran replenished their uranium. I don't believe it's what Trump will get back, btw. But if he does, it'll be what we had.
.@aishahhasnie Oh, is what you posted what's on the table, or is this? Hmmmmm.
Withdraw all forces from Persian gulf, lift all sanctions on Iran, give Iran $12B immediately and $12B more in 60 days, give Iran $300B in construction, let Iran control/toll Strait of Hormuz. US gets promise to discuss Iran nukes. This is not a deal. It is a US surrender.
So, the same as existed before Trump pulled out of it, which was well before a war costing billions, and human lives, in order to put it back. What waste, and what idiocy.
From WH official on Iran deal: 1. Nuclear material will be destroyed and removed 2. Nuclear program will be dismantled 3. None of their money released until they perform 4. Strait of Hormuz will be open 5. No Iran funding of terrorist groups Official adds: "This is what they
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