Fooljeff @Fooljeff

turn your---- against you spurn the ---- inside you earn the ---- and die fool perfectly legible fooljeff.hearnow.com Joined June 2009

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Fooljeff @Fooljeff

2 weeks ago

@Ditty_77 yeah i think there was only one other person who noticed

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2 weeks ago

went to a wedding this weekend heard the hand of chatgpt in the wedding vows cringed in multiple dimensions as i realized this will be every wedding for the rest of time

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2 weeks ago

@JenniferA33644 bro was using new vocabulary with metaphors all over the place. metaphors too good to be written by him and not good enough to be remotely necessary thats me trying to articulate it

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2 weeks ago

@dragondr0p how did it go?

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2 weeks ago

@antiartificial truly, he read it beautiful monotone

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2 weeks ago

@stephenjhall lol

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2 weeks ago

@itsvarora yeah my brother-in-law beside me clocked it too, but no one else

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2 weeks ago

@BreatheLesss i felt this too, but i couldn’t tell if i was being too allowing of my degeneracy

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2 weeks ago

@BecomingCritter i found me one

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2 weeks ago

@thompspicks it was worse :(

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2 weeks ago

everytime i rip the bong in the hottub

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2 weeks ago

I think I have it… the eureka moment I’ve been looking for these past ~4 years. will take about a month to confirm then I’ll update this. cautiously hopeful