@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious
~Satire fearless & searching moral inventory. Tweets appearing in FORTUNE magazine Twitter god Joined August 2008-
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).
@(Grievous)@ retweeted
I lost a lot of friends by getting too fucked up at parties and waiting on the toilet for someone to wipe me
If i can't run my whore mouth on Twitter.. I'm out of options
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Say "excrement" instead of "excellent". Nobody will notice because people really don't listen for shit.
@(Grievous)@ retweeted
My statistician friend insists I'm having a median life crisis.
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I'm gonna tweet something life changing when I get home from work. Right now I'm eating a lunchable.
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being buried alive is the ultimate weighted blanket
Every tweet is useful sooner or later
@(Grievous)@ retweeted
Drank so much wine the fruit flies are hovering near my open mouth.
Anyone else ever notice Mario is just a little bit faster than Luigi? Twitter 1983 probably
I joined Twitter to do something good.. to help people
I would need to talk to you in person to be sure.. Twitter is ripe with the Oedipus Complex
I'll be right back after i shoot up
@(Grievous)@ retweeted
The main impediment to even the staunchest of libertarians becoming a proponent of a social welfare system is three missed paycheques.
The 8 bit Ghostbusters theme is pure rock n roll
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