Miranda @ImRandomRanda

save the earth, save the animals, save the ocean, save humanity, and save me a drink. Austin, AR Joined June 2011

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

5 months ago

@DmitrijLimonov @Bobby_Network @RamAbdu We only have to have license plates on the back here.

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@jreed913 @TheLakersAve @SportsCenter That’s what I was thinking. Looks like he went to get in his face and look him up and down forgetting he had a whole helmet on. A full on head butt would have probably knocked the ref unconscious or at the very least drawn blood. …this is just my opinion though 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

a year ago

@Reggie_FBK @AskPlayStation @PlayStation That’s immediately what I thought of

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

3 years ago

@HaroldWood59295 @GlobalCalgary @global_leslie It was you wasn’t it.

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John Calipari @CoachCalArk

4 years ago

My family’s American dream started in a Clarksburg, WV coal mine, so this picture hits home. From what I’ve been told, after his shift, he raced to be with his son & watch our team. Don’t know who this is, but I have tickets for him & his family at Rupp to be treated as VIPs!!

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

4 years ago

@thegoodgodabove God is that what it looks like

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Nitro-Spidey @NitroSpidey

4 years ago

TJ Miller: Why does Ryan Reynolds hate me omg I’m so mad. 😡😡😡😡 Also TJ Miller:

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

6 years ago

@Notastan_ @Eminem @RockTheBells Not sure why, but this made me laugh so loud I scared my cat.

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

6 years ago

@Chiefs my buddy was so excited that you guys won that he jumped up and then broke his ankle and his foot. 😂😂

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

7 years ago

@Lin_Manuel Do you ever sleep?

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

7 years ago

@Lin_Manuel Do you know how to ice skate?

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

7 years ago

@Lin_Manuel Angel wings?

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

7 years ago

@traecrowder not sure you’ll even see this, but if you wanna see a crazy ass politician....find Sen. Jason Rapert. Holy shit. He only spends his time on trying to demonize the lgbtq community, oh and putting the 10 commandments random ass places.

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Miranda @ImRandomRanda

7 years ago

@nktgill I love everything I read by you. I send my teenage daughters your poems all the time. You help reenforce what I’m trying to teach them. When I have to let them go into a world full of wolves, I want them to visit me wearing wolf skin clothing.

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Cabot Football @CabotFB

8 years ago

Service for Mike Malham will be held on Saturday December 15th at 10:00 at St. Jude the Apostle Catholic Church in Jacksonville. The Mass will be followed by visiting and lunch in the church hall. Burial will be held at Maplewood Cemetary in Harrison at a later date.

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Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson

8 years ago

Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker