SAMWISE @JSamwise
Just here for a good time, not a well-thought-out one! West of Westeros Joined August 2015-
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Only Sheldon Cooper would get a B+ and assume it's the first step to becoming a drüg add!ct or a lawyer. The disrespect is wild 😭😭
Nothing makes you question your life choices faster than someone retelling your own actions to you because you seem not to remember
It’s Georgie’s birthday, but Mandy is the one who got drunk. That deep panic when the hangover hits and you have to be briefed on your own chaotic behavior like a movie villain. 💀 Georgie deserves a medal for surviving his own party. 😤
@christarlzik Oh ya. The absolute dread of piecing together the night before is a universal feeling
Professor Boucher really gave Sheldon his villain origin story for engineering. 💀 Ripping up a child prodigy's homework with zero explanation is top-tier antagonist behavior. No wonder adult Sheldon never let it go.
@kimbachand3 Wind forces. The bridges needed to handle vibrations from the wind at certain frequencies
@GmoneyAGH Real talk. That overprotective mom energy was next level
@Sierraraiins Mary started it, but Leonard, Howard, and Raj definitely kept it going by caving into his roommate Agreement rules for years
You know you’re a nightmare to deal with when you get sick and your friends initiate an active lockdown protocol. Sheldon’sfriends invented Code Milky Green just to run for their lives, and poor Penny had to find out the hard way. 😂
@MercyOjuh52076 It’s the fact that they had an active evacuation route planned out for it. They weren't taking any chances
@MiaRowe92 Leonard and Howard heard that and immediately chose survival over brotherhood 😅
@chinazaa14 Haha yeah, that’s the first Soft Kitty moment and Penny saved the day
We are the architects of our habits, and our habits are the architects of our future.
We are the architects of our habits, and our habits are the architects of our future.
Medford High staff realized their entire school ranking was about to sink without George's football record and Sheldon's brain. The immediate VIP treatment in order to keep them is insane. 😅
A hangover is temporary, but the embarrassment that follows is forever.
Find peace in your own company. Do not build your foundation on temporary people.
Since pain requires awareness, and death removes all awareness, death cannot bring you suffering. Epicurus believed that realizing this frees us from the anxiety of the unknown, allowing us to focus entirely on enjoying the life we actually have.
This quote presents Epicurus's famous philosophical argument that death is not a harm to the person who dies, meaning we have no rational reason to fear it. A short thread 👇👇
Once death arrives, your consciousness ceases completely. Because you are no longer there to experience anything. You cannot experience being dead, missing out, or suffering.
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