Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

Hate your government, love your country Colorado, USA Joined July 2023

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

9 hours ago

@MikeBartner The beautiful thing about ESPN glazing the shit out of him is that we got to see those rapist tears fall the second they lost.

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

11 hours ago

@KeyserSozeThree @amandacarpenter In an entirely different state than they both live and work in🤦‍♂️

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@MikeNellis Especially since WWll was one of the few things the American school system actually taught us about (besides the crisis actors, the red cross numbers, or that "gas chambers" has unsealed wooden doors)

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

2 days ago

@jelinaangelll @JerrySeinfeld Someone is gonna pop him in the head one of these days and he'll end up dying with that smirk on his face🤦‍♂️

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

2 days ago

@NHLBruins If this is true, fire Sweeney.

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

2 days ago

@sdayyy1 Damn near looks like I can go fish a topwater frog for some bass on those cheese mats🤣

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

4 days ago

@ronnymac1791 @MarkHalsteadTV Funny, coming from the guy that's been grinding Dylan Larkin's dick to a pulp🤣

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

4 days ago

@ronnymac1791 @MarkHalsteadTV Mason Lohrei has both more playoff games and points than Larkin in only 3 years in the league, and he's a defender🤣💀

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

4 days ago

@ronnymac1791 @MarkHalsteadTV Wow. Made it to the first round once in 10 years to go 5 games with one point and a -2. You right, such a great player🙄🤣

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

4 days ago

@ronnymac1791 @MarkHalsteadTV "He wants to win a cup." Dude hasn't even proven he can make it into the first round of playoffs lmao🤣🤣

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

4 days ago

@Partisan_12 Ask them the important question to their faces: "are you a police force or an Israeli occupation force?"

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

4 days ago

@ResoluteTitan88 @TrackAIPAC Dude deserves a particular viking level punishment

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

7 days ago

@stg_resnov @worldhockeyrpt So is playing for the team you signed the contract with🤷‍♂️

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

7 days ago

@NathanGraviteh I feel like if the player requests the trade that should nullify any NMC or NTC

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

7 days ago

@Stinging_Metal @nicolefshirman Which is why they keep selling out NHL stadiums🤷‍♂️

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

7 days ago

@nicolefshirman @Stinging_Metal They're drafting 30-something year olds. There's tons of women who have been waiting patiently for a league to catch on. Streaming pretty clearly has an affect when everyone can watch at the snap of their fingers, you're just being purposefully dense if you say otherwise.

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Jacob @JacobFishKeeper

a week ago

@nicolefshirman @Stinging_Metal Considering the growth of the NHL was 100 years ago before games could be streamed on a smartphone while the PWHL is growing in the age of streaming, it's apples to oranges