joel straley @JoelStraley

filmmaker. "The Present Situation" on youtube. link below Also, podcast: @cowardcast linktr.ee/joelstraley Brooklyn, New York Joined April 2009

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Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2

a week ago

wait she's kinda giving Tim Robinson here

Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz

a week ago

This is what peak female performance looks like

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joel straley @JoelStraley

4 weeks ago

I know its beyond trite....but i'm laughing my ass off imagining Obama telling a reporter "maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

4 weeks ago

Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

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Spectre @spectre0799

a month ago

Not Like Us but it's 10000% slower

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joel straley @JoelStraley

a month ago

'can we go to target?'

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Bartókian Nightmare @BartokianN

2 months ago

This 30something kebab worker still makes Phillip Glass the old fashioned way

Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele

2 months ago

Danael - Kebab Symphony. Discovered by an accident while working at a gyro machine…

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar

2 months ago

Fox News, encapsulated in one 5 second clip

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joel straley @JoelStraley

2 months ago

so funny to have a running ticker for the price of Crude Oil in green, going up

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joel straley @JoelStraley

2 months ago

@elonmusk @RichardDawkins (BTW, to folks lost, 'legit' means 'legitimately'. Elon speaks street.)

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joel straley @JoelStraley

2 months ago

@elonmusk @RichardDawkins It is indeed 'legit'.

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Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

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joel straley @JoelStraley

2 months ago

Welcome back, Glenn Beck's 9/12 project

Eli Valley @elivalley

2 months ago

"I Am Ready For My Seven Figure Book Contract"

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Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski

3 months ago

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joel straley @JoelStraley

3 months ago

Exactly

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 months ago

Exactly

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Jazz Memes @JazzMemes

3 months ago

Jazz festivals trying to book their next lineup

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microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace

4 months ago

you'll just be aimlessly scrolling Tik Tok and stumble on what might be one of the coolest people currently on the planet

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☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar

4 months ago

Well, well, well……

Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir

5 years ago

Today, Friday the 23rd of July, receiving the second dose of the Iranian COVID-19 vaccine #ProudlyIranian

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Dale. @dabfordale

4 months ago

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500

4 months ago

“CEO of Hot Pockets ™ says that ‘most, if not all’ meals will be fully replaced with Hot Pockets ™ within the next 12 to 18 months”

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

4 months ago

Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months