L. Stephens @LStephens

A loser’s journal, one self serving tweet at a time. 🇦🇺 I write bromance novels. WELCOME TO HELL.A. #sex #drugs & #zombies amazon.com/dp/B07PVSTK2J Sydney, Australia Joined March 2009

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L. Stephens @LStephens

3 days ago

@Chris_Cardno I have a hunch you’re not a fan of Facebook, but I am. Damn. I’m old.

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L. Stephens @LStephens

3 days ago

@Chris_Cardno I have no idea what she says even after a few listens

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L. Stephens @LStephens

4 days ago

Anyone looking for a free bracket to simulate the 2026 World Cup this one is the best. soccer2026.app/bracket-builder

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L. Stephens @LStephens

4 days ago

Just did a break your neck double take at the mall. @TheMatildas and @ChelseaFCW player, Ellie Carpenter was randomly doing a photo shoot just out in the open.

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L. Stephens @LStephens

4 days ago

@WastefulBlimp Bro, come on what 2 passes and then a solo goal? 😂 AND THEN then on top of that you celebrated it.

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@WastefulBlimp Hahah just say “I don’t use meta”. Play off meta to me means that you play with meta. I use an evo Australian women’s team cause you couldn’t find an array of less meta players if you tried even with full evo. Look, I’m not hating but u literally just showed a kick off goal.

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L. Stephens @LStephens

4 days ago

@WastefulBlimp lol, even less impressive that you have to use meta as an advantage. No point to playing if you can’t separate the skill from the meta.

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L. Stephens @LStephens

4 days ago

@WastefulBlimp also celebrating goals if you're good...

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L. Stephens @LStephens

4 days ago

@WastefulBlimp eh, this isn't fun or impressive. That's just Rushball. Sure, it shows your skill but passing and full team involvement is what the game should be about. Best way to get me to quit is to pass around me, hold possession in my half and score, not the kick off goal exploit.

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L. Stephens @LStephens

a week ago

@WastefulBlimp I hit under the bar then hit the line and back out. I'm not going to get this objective.

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L. Stephens @LStephens

2 weeks ago

@WastefulBlimp that's the only people I play! They sit deep, don't engage defender then hit through ball. Just had a guy with 3x96 players including Messi just want to hit counters. I have a full EVO team with 3x93 players being the best. I won 6-4 with 60% possession. Should have been 10nil.

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L. Stephens @LStephens

2 weeks ago

@WastefulBlimp I have whistle & crowd sounds on but low. I think commentary is why most players are delusional. A line like "They are scoring well but their possession is terrible" & "Oh, another counter attack goal. Maybe they should try to learn to play." Would go a long way in the community.