Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

lawyer seeking knowledge through the power of heavy metal || music is therapy || be authentic: share your truth, for the truth is out there || United States Joined April 2018

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jos @josiahhughes

5 months ago

the way people are “hooked” on “reels” — this is something “Fisher” warned us about

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@SecKennedy If I eat every food on this image, will I finally achieve my goal of looking and sounding like I crawled out from under a bridge

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@RichardHanania Pure xenophobic scapegoating, smearing a whole community for fraud while ignoring how his party's cuts enable the real crooks in power.

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@JDVance @SecKennedy Brother that’s not even close to a top tier level Graeter’s…where’s Buckeye or black raspberry chip

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@LueElizondo Well to be fair, it's always coming until it's here

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@krassenstein @JDVance The one agent pulled the gun BEFORE she even started moving. How is that self defense? He was not even in the path the vehicle would be heading as part of her exit.

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NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop

5 months ago

@JDVance when will you be asked why you condone murdering moms?

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@ZaidJilani @JDVance This is a great response. Not combative, just compassionate to the life lost and the family upended.

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@JDVance Maybe every single republican who holds office or runs for office should be asked to watch the videos - from every available angle - and then defend every false position they are taking live on camera.

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@AdamSchefter John, why go to Miami when you can instead go to Vegas and watch a franchise completely crash and burn and blow their shot even after drafting Mendoza. Plus you can have your brother Jim beat you at least twice a season!

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@punt_rd no people just don't understand excellence

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

5 months ago

@TheGreatB00ks Unrelated to Homer, but curious if y'all have thoughts on the best translations of other classic works? Thinking like how the Buss translation of Count of Monte Cristo is widely viewed as the "best"...what are some other classic works that have multiple translators you recommend?

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Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity

5 months ago

Who did this?! 🤣

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sarah ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎ ⏾⋆☁︎ ⋆ @sanss0leil

8 months ago

for a record called keep it quiet these songs are pretty loud

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

8 months ago

@itzKryptoxic Loved this…want more like it. Anyone have recommendations?

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

8 months ago

@JDVance Ah a man of the people

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silentplanet @SLNTPLNT

8 months ago

NEW GREYHAVEN RECORD ONE OF THE BEST AND RAWEST BANDS ON THIS EARTH GREYHAVEN FOREVER

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Metal_Lawyer 🎸🤘⚖️ @LegalDistortion

8 months ago

@Manhattva So just trying to understand the timeline. Because before today, Trump wanted it, right? But because he didn’t receive it, now it lost all meaning and value? Got it.

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Nathan Hill @nathan_e_hill

8 months ago

Law school: “You’ll argue in front of the Supreme Court!” Practice: “Please fix this comma before the lender notices.”

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Metlcore Clwnboy @MetalBlakedowns

8 months ago

Greyhaven - Keep it Quiet - Review "Keep it Quiet is a record that's as honest as it is creatively rich. It sees the band peeling back the mask and exposing themselves to their audience like never before. With that comes an album that may not only be their best album yet, but one of the best albums of 2025" 10/10 Keep it Quiet is available everywhere this Friday, October 10th via Solid State Records