Luke @LukeRaven

Beer evangelist. Joined July 2011

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Luke @LukeRaven

3 years ago

Hi @Ryanair can you tell me who's going to look after my children if I cant get back to them in the UK tonight... currently a 4hr 'delay' on FR2627 but if its going to be cancelled I need to make urgent arrangements for them?

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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews

3 years ago

Who would have guessed all that clapping during lockdown meant fuck all.

Sky News @SkyNews

3 years ago

BREAKING: High Court rules that strike action planned by the Royal College of Nursing on 2 May is unlawful. trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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Luke @LukeRaven

3 years ago

Hey @AldiUK bought these wraps YESTERDAY.. top 2 were fine but the middle ones were mouldy! Whats the deal with that?!

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Luke @LukeRaven

3 years ago

Shocked I was, to find out @edsheeran dressed up as me on NYE for the party he went to 🤯 #lookalike #edsheeran

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Luke @LukeRaven

4 years ago

Over 10yrs working next to Ashlands Water Treatment in #ilkley Never known it smell so bad. Way more effluent/faeces in river than normal or even this week. No heavy rain/storm to 'justify' use of storm discharge 'overflow'. Disgraceful @_RobbieMoore @CleanIlkley @YorkshireWater

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Luke @LukeRaven

4 years ago

They'll serve you alc free beer at the #oldtrafford bar, but the stewards wont let you take it to your seat, despite the lack of alcohol. @heinekin fail

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Luke @LukeRaven

4 years ago

Just when the Russian govt couldnt stoop any lower..

Dmytro Kuleba @DmytroKuleba

4 years ago

FM Lavrov could not help hiding the deeply-rooted antisemitism of the Russian elites. His heinous remarks are offensive to President @ZelenskyyUa, Ukraine, Israel, and the Jewish people. More broadly, they demonstrate that today’s Russia is full of hatred towards other nations.

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Luke @LukeRaven

4 years ago

Hey Putin! Fuck you 🖕 ... as the maternity ward & children's ward at a hospital are targeted in Mariupal bbc.co.uk/news/live/worl… #standwithukraine #fuckputin #warcriminal

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Ilkley Brewery @Ilkleybrewery

4 years ago

It's #InternationalWomensDay2022 Here are some of the team who make Ilkley Brewery what it is. They happen to be women. We look forward to when #IWD is just a day like any other. Every day. Everywhere. For everyone. #poweredbypeople #womeninbeer #brewsters #IWD2022

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Luke @LukeRaven

4 years ago

Kid-free shopping @friendsofham #ilkley style In between shop sustenance courtesy of @burningskybeer Plateau 👌

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Luke @LukeRaven

4 years ago

Impulse buys? Was looking for a fridge, ended up buying a fire engine.

Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis

4 years ago

If you fancy a listen now #AskMartin about to start on @bbc5live - including beat bill hikes, this week's tell us, and the money mastermind...

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Luke @LukeRaven

5 years ago

@relaxed_rob @IND_NL @POferries @ukhomeoffice @GOVUK @BBCNews We did, eventually. Thanks 👍

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Luke @LukeRaven

5 years ago

.@IND_NL family members currently in transit (by road) from within the EU trying to board a ferry (@POferries) Rotterdam-Hull. Refused entry because @ukhomeoffice @govuk have apparently restricted travel for "essential only". There are no such restrictions. Pls help .@BBCNews

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Luke @LukeRaven

5 years ago

Off you fuck #thelightnewspaper and your evil, hurtful, divisive, ignorant, lies #realfakenews #antivaxfuckery

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Luke @LukeRaven

5 years ago

Just walking my dogs listening to @louistheroux talk to @adamfleming on newscast (my 2 staple lockdown podders) about his pun book name Theroux the Keyhole. Then look up to see a dogwalker's car with the logo "Lou Let The Dogs Out". I don't know what this all means, but its good.

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Luke @LukeRaven

5 years ago

.@BBCFergusWalsh interesting point on public willingness to test/complacency on #newscast. Compounded IMO by 2 barriers: 1. Removal of facility for businesses to get free LFT for staff 2. Need to PRE-REGISTER for LFT kit before you go to a pharmacy to get one