Mark Strate @MarkStr8
Stand up comedy , Roast Comedy, Unapologetic. I'm not here to be famous. I'm not a troll. I write my own jokes. Joined May 2026-
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@TMZ He's been doing this so long, Maggie isn't waking up. I mean hospice nurses can only determine if his body is sexy. Maybe they will let him know, maybe they won't.
@nypost I'd take his wife. Way more to offer than some young broad.
@TheoVon @DavidSpade @TimJDillon Thanks for helping bring back comedy movies.
I've never been a FOMO guy at all. But if I could do something I love and had others around me that do the same thing. It would be comedy. But as a man, I gave my dream up to support a family. So I appreciate watching comics, Kill Tony, Rogan etc.
If you have an opinion on @luisjgomez based on just the internet. Do yourself a favor and listen to Joe Rogan Experience #2486. He's a regular guy, trying to do what he loves. I enjoyed the episode and I can say that, cause I'm not looking for likes and monetizing.
@nypost If someone says they have sex to IRIS, I'm pretty sure they are just hiding in the bathroom masturbating. Cause they don't want the world to see them and they don't think we'd understand.
Is it me, or does it seem like "Celebrities" show up at events just for PR moves?
Saw Pretty Ricky trending. What county fair are they performing at?
@BookerGWash Seeing people with jobs, raising families and being good people. That's not terrifying at all. I don't owe any race a damn thing.
@libsoftiktok Jesus Christ. I've worked my ass off for 30 plus years. I work to support my family and live a decent life. I don't owe white people or your black ass shit. Reparations.. please. Stfu
@dom_lucre He's an idiot. POS. Going around acting like a dumbass. For what?
@TheOfficerTatum Doesn't matter that this kid is black. There was absolutely no threat for his life. He chose to kill that kid and now he's paying the price. Dumb ass mistake that took a life and ruined his.
I'm white, but not watch soccer white. #FIFAWorldCup
Dr.Fauci is a complete dipshit. Along with most doctors that pushed Covid. Not to mention the millions of social dipshits that went along with it.
Man, if Iphones keep getting heavier, us chubby guys are going to have to start wearing belts with basketball shorts.
Today, in recognition of Juneteenth, I've been seasoning the hell out of my food. I've done Slapped My Mama, Grandma, Aunts and snuck a couple jabs on my uncle.
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