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Doyg, the Mets pick iyt uyp where the Knicks let off.
My dog is famous – but only to other dogs.
It turns out the UFC fighters decided to take over our nation’s capital. The way they talked, it sounded like they were really going to turn things around. But I ended up being disappointed. They made a few awkward attempts at reform, then just started chasing us around the cage.
I saw today that New York City is now for sale on Amazon. The listing notes that because of its size it might have to be chopped up into individual neighborhoods for shipping.
“The word will go out to the nations of the world that it may be dangerous to be America’s enemy, but to be America’s friend is fatal.” -Henry Kissinger
What a grok of shit.
@chiky_handlr @CalltoActivism From the clip, he does appear to have his eyes closed for stretches. At 80, during a long evening event after a busy day, that's pretty normal human behavior rather than some shocking failure of "high energy." Leadership isn't measured by never looking tired. It's measured by
Fuck old people. Fuck food. Fuck reading books. Fuck bed time.
"Freier" "No, Bibi, you're the fryer." "Sucker. Mark. Christian." "Marc Christian? Christian, OK, but I'm noyt that gay, even if I'm kissing you on the lips. And the suckers are the soldiers who die fighting your wars." "Goy."
@RaymondPettibon “In my day,” I told the man ahead of me in the Soylent Green line, who was being turned into paste, “there was a lot less emphasis on adventure in Marine recruiting and more emphasis on patriotism. Things used to be different, is all I’m saying.” “Move along, old timer.”
In a loveless town full of empty souls and desperate men, they had each found their first buddy.
Awe Shuyccks. "Imma gonna make a BIG BANG!" "Naw, Imma gonna make a BIGGER BANG!" "Gimme a cloven sign." "Dang. We're all in the same gang! Wanna sck on my teat(while I do one-armed push-ups)?" "Roll ouyt th'pork barrel. A real mayne!"
@RaymondPettibon It’s a Craftsman, so you can’t go wrong there.
@MikeTopp Hold the reins, get the whip.
@MikeTopp "See the World: 29 Palms, Camp Pendleton, Oceanside."-- Bobby Garcia, USMC Recruiter.
@MikeTopp @jacksonhinkle Miller shouldnt've lobbied Truympf to have Great White headline.
Make Amerikkka Gaza Again. Bring the War Home.
“I’m Heckle and Jeckle!” said one of the men. “We all are,” said another.
Heckle n Jeckle are my Son of Sam, man. One right, one wrong, geyt th'warshing done.
@RaymondPettibon @jacksonhinkle The only thing I had going for me in this life or death struggle was my superior intellect. And in the end I managed to talk the USA into blowing itself up. It took a while. Almost three weeks. Finally it said: “This... nation... must... die.” The explosion blew me into the sink.
@jacksonhinkle Amerikkka is a cancer.
i'm just so happy for all the gay puerto rican knicks fans
blake butler @blakebutler
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Ben Niespodziany ☁�... @neonpajamas
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3K Followers 910 Following I wrote the books Witchita Stories, Visions, Marigold, Temporal, Selected Stories, and orz.
Bud Smith @Bud_Smith
7K Followers 1K Following My books are Teenager (Vintage), and Mighty (forthcoming from Knopf).
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Tom Snarsky @TomSnarsky
16K Followers 9K Following He collected things, each of a holy intention in isolation, but pagan in the variety of his choice.—William Gaddis 💜🤟 @kristisnarsky // 🎤📚 @nightlightpoems
crowjonah @crowjonah
2K Followers 604 Following it’s good that we’re here, I like earth. there are lots of different kinds of nice people.
dmaine @mainely
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brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt
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X-R-A-Y @xraylitmag
12K Followers 2K Following the best writers on earth /// founding ed @copcoat /// managing ed @cdankland // fiction ed @clairehopple /// cnf ed @jovarnish1 /// features ed @rlgransden
John @Tribe_XX
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100 Followers 225 Following unrelenting supporter for the liberation of Palestine.any means necessary. Islam politik.mother.cook.wave,textile obsessed.T’https://t.co/RzGcCRcrr3 model
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519 Followers 786 Following Director of creatives, @UniWestminster 🎓 Socialist ☭
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Mike McHone @mike_mchone
2K Followers 427 Following Writer. Derringer Award winner, Pushcart and Best of the Net nominee. Published all over the place. https://t.co/kW5eJ5fuu6
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5 Followers 247 Following
The Bloomin’ Onion ... @bloominonionlit
3K Followers 4K Following A Literary Magazine with Layers. Est. 2024. #1667 on the Second Annual FISH List. That’s right: we’re on a list. Posts by EIC: @The_Grovenator
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356 Followers 912 Following An idiot. Sometimes writes. Published work: https://t.co/evy6DSZXSG
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124 Followers 114 Following Abbreviating the Essence of Simplification Daily.
Apocalypse Now @ApocalypseNow30
962 Followers 949 Following NO BLUE CHECK, NO TRUMP JUICE INJECTIONS OR BIDEN BOOSTERS, NO SWAB, NO SLAVE MUZZLE, NO BRAIN CHIP, NO CBDCs, NO VOTING, NO WAR, NO GENOCIDE, NO ISRAEL
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Sascha Ciezata @inklunatique
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Julian Hartley @JulianHartley5
290 Followers 3K Following I love Yeats, Blake, Eliot, Orwell and Bulgakov. I am interested in political phenomenology and ontology
blake butler @blakebutler
13K Followers 348 Following
Ben Niespodziany ☁�... @neonpajamas
10K Followers 3K Following poems & fables & music marketing // EIC: @pizamapress // chapbook soon w. @gasherpress // free writing prompt every Sunday
Tao Lin @tao_lin
48K Followers 204 Following I'm the author of the novels Leave Society and Taipei, the memoir Trip, and seven other books. I'm working on more books.
troy james weaver @Teaweave
3K Followers 910 Following I wrote the books Witchita Stories, Visions, Marigold, Temporal, Selected Stories, and orz.
Bud Smith @Bud_Smith
7K Followers 1K Following My books are Teenager (Vintage), and Mighty (forthcoming from Knopf).
a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd
4K Followers 990 Following Likes crustaceans. Buy my book DEATH EGG: https://t.co/3VzyWGgYSi
elle nash @saderotica
11K Followers 1K Following author of DELIVER ME + ANIMALS EAT EACH OTHER + NUDES + GAG REFLEX / “i’m the bigger dog only for now.” —peter christopher
Tom Snarsky @TomSnarsky
16K Followers 9K Following He collected things, each of a holy intention in isolation, but pagan in the variety of his choice.—William Gaddis 💜🤟 @kristisnarsky // 🎤📚 @nightlightpoems
crowjonah @crowjonah
2K Followers 604 Following it’s good that we’re here, I like earth. there are lots of different kinds of nice people.
dmaine @mainely
3K Followers 2K Following fiction reader/writer and an entire, whole person. husband, dad, war correspondent, second cousin twice removed. debut novel: CHAR ACT ERS (2022, Expat Press).
brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt
10K Followers 6K Following writing in the Nation, New Republic, Vice, LARB etc | novel: The History of America in My Lifetime
X-R-A-Y @xraylitmag
12K Followers 2K Following the best writers on earth /// founding ed @copcoat /// managing ed @cdankland // fiction ed @clairehopple /// cnf ed @jovarnish1 /// features ed @rlgransden
John @Tribe_XX
13K Followers 9K Following Retired Union Labor Lawyer, #ForTheLand , 🇵🇷 Boricua de Cleveland, Comix, married to @Mlc0904, Film Noir, Anarcho-Pagan, Dada, @IWW x390789 🏴 Ⓐ ★ ⚾ 🌭📚
Alina Stefanescu @aliner
47K Followers 13K Following poet. writer. reader. translator. corrupted bibliomaniac. exists in romanian & alabamian. self-deleting. self-ghosting.latest is MY HERESIES @sarabandebooks.
Stella Schnabel @stillschnabel
100 Followers 225 Following unrelenting supporter for the liberation of Palestine.any means necessary. Islam politik.mother.cook.wave,textile obsessed.T’https://t.co/RzGcCRcrr3 model
Sofía Domínguez Fer... @SofiaDominguezF
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Angela Cobb @angelacobb
5K Followers 5K Following stand-up comic | recovering tomboy | platonically irresistible | Instagram: (at) angelacobbcomedy | [email protected] | (she/her)
Brighton Grace @BrightonGrace37
88 Followers 191 Following Writer/film student/musician reluctantly on social media. Words in @maudlinhouse, @corditepoetry, @softuniononline... Squidward is my spirit animal. Get boosted
Molly Barron @molbarron99
519 Followers 786 Following Director of creatives, @UniWestminster 🎓 Socialist ☭
Mike McHone @mike_mchone
2K Followers 427 Following Writer. Derringer Award winner, Pushcart and Best of the Net nominee. Published all over the place. https://t.co/kW5eJ5fuu6
Crocodylus @Crocodylus0
5 Followers 248 Following
The Bloomin’ Onion ... @bloominonionlit
3K Followers 4K Following A Literary Magazine with Layers. Est. 2024. #1667 on the Second Annual FISH List. That’s right: we’re on a list. Posts by EIC: @The_Grovenator
Apocalypse Now @ApocalypseNow30
962 Followers 949 Following NO BLUE CHECK, NO TRUMP JUICE INJECTIONS OR BIDEN BOOSTERS, NO SWAB, NO SLAVE MUZZLE, NO BRAIN CHIP, NO CBDCs, NO VOTING, NO WAR, NO GENOCIDE, NO ISRAEL
AUDREY 🅰️RT GALL... @audreyartgallry
807 Followers 1K Following Connecting artists with collectors. Audrey Art Gallery
Leo Vartorella @LeoVartorella
66 Followers 118 Following
Ishaq wears @ishaqwears
86 Followers 1K Following Garments manufacturer, we are working on leather jacket, leather pants, leather bags, Hoodies, T-shirt, jeans, suits, children leather shoes etc.
Sascha Ciezata @inklunatique
66 Followers 152 Following Cartoonist and author of The Hippie Hunter: A Graphic Novel /Pulp Age Comics/Animation
kyle @loljustwokeup
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Steven @duchampmonkey25
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Julian Hartley @JulianHartley5
290 Followers 3K Following I love Yeats, Blake, Eliot, Orwell and Bulgakov. I am interested in political phenomenology and ontology
the Sandman @Pelvis__
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Diane Johnson Stroud @SheExclaimed
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Travis Shosa @travis_shosa
764 Followers 674 Following Writing in Maudlin House, Stanchion, HAD, BRUISER, Burial Mag and others. Running @dodo_eraser (they/them)
Steve Hughes @MrLeeDragon
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Reality TV Dinner @RealityTVDinner
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