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FOZZIE BEAR: When a guy phoned and asked me if I'd like Jean Stapleton, I said that I don't wear jeans, and I certainly wouldn't want them stapled on. Stapleton. Jeans.
STATLER Oh, for once we got a blast out of something on this show. WALDORF: Yeah, but how do you dig a foxhole in a theater box?
"After we were married, I didn't perform that much... But we had fun back when it was just the two of us." Happy Birthday, Jane Henson!
KERMIT: Yeah, we're all very different — pigs and bears and chickens and whatevers — but what matters is that we love and care about each other and that's what makes us family. There's still time to donate to ToughPigs' Pride Month fundraiser at toughpigs.com/pride-2026!
HAL LINDEN: ♫ You're a grand old flag, you're a high-flying flag, and forever in peace may you wave... ♫ Happy Flag Day, Muppet fans!
"I knew that it was an extraordinary show. I mean to have a chance to work with Frank Oz and Jim Henson and all the Muppets and the writers was a great opportunity." Happy Birthday, Bob McGrath!
"It was such a social force. I never wanted to be on a kids’ show, but I always wanted to be on Sesame Street." Happy Birthday, Sonia Manzano!
"...For all of us who have done Sesame Street for so many years — we’re all a part of a team that’s committed to children and that is such a big part of who we all are as artists and workers. Sesame Street is us." Happy Birthday, Roscoe Orman!
STATLER: They don't write the old songs anymore. WALDORF: Nope. They only write new ones. STATLER: Yeah. Wha?
MA GORG: Junior, everything I learned as a tiny princess, I learned at the hairy knee of my mother, Queen Esmerelda, may she shed in peace.
MISS PIGGY: On behalf of moi's self, Kermit, and all of the Muppets — we support you... we believe everyone deserves kindness, respect and decent treatment. Don't forget to donate to ToughPigs' Pride Month Fundraiser! Find out more at toughpigs.com/pride-2026!
"I think the Muppets have always felt alive to people. Unlike other fictional characters, you find yourself wondering 'what's Kermit the Frog up to these days?'" Happy Birthday, Bill Prady!
CLIFFORD: Hey! What's up, what's up! Welcome to Muppets Tonight, the show that has something for every man, woman and child. RIZZO THE RAT: Hey, what about my people? CLIFFORD: Oh yeah, how could I forget our always-important rat population?
"I think Richard [Hunt] was doing a butler, and he had the puppet’s hands behind his back and he was really very funny, but the stuff he was saying off camera was even funnier, he was cracking the crew up. And I just said, 'I want to be that guy!'" Happy Birthday, Joey Mazzarino!
WALDORF: Whoa! Is he all right? STATLER: I dunno. I'll check his pulse. WALDORF: If he's got one, I'll split it with you.
MISS PIGGY: This movie was très fun to make. Of course, my role was not as large as it should be. But, I still had lots of wardrobe changes and that's what matters, isn't it?
"When I saw the Muppets, it was everything I loved combined together—funny, musical, beautifully built sculptures appearing on television. I grew up watching everything the Muppets did and was a big fan of Jim Henson." Happy Birthday, David Rudman!
PEPE: What? He's a handsome man, and gender is fluid. Today marks the kickoff of ToughPigs' Pride Month fundraiser! Find out more at toughpigs.com/pride-2026!
ZEDD: Ready when you are, Doc. DR. TEETH: Well, all right! ZEDD: Wait, that’s perfect. DR. TEETH: Well, right on! Also, how? #ElectricMayhemWeek
ANIMAL: OH FOGGY DAYYYY … IN LONDON TOWWWWWN! (The audience boos.) ANIMAL: Thank you, thank you. #ElectricMayhemWeek
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