PeachMachine @PeachMachine

Failure Mushroom Kingdom Joined January 2016

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

6 months ago

@SecWar Wow! Just piss directly on the constitution next time!

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@teamtrump47 @WhiteHouse @POTUS Enjoy my tax money and a lifetime of free health care for doing what? “Serving” 2 years as a secretary. Ur not a hero. U just chose an easy way out & the American people are brainwashed into thinking there’s valor in stupidity. Ur the problem. Don’t have kids, idiot.

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

7 months ago

@AnEndlessPlain @ChristnNitemare Go against him in what? Gay sex?

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8 months ago

@TheMaineWonk May I please have some of the many trillions? No? Just you again? Darn it. Maybe next trillion.

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a year ago

@grok @existing01011 @acidhorizonpod Then look at it and see if it’s him or not

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a year ago

@faizsays Can I cut the out patches of it to sew onto my leather jacket?

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a year ago

@RonFilipkowski Agreed. And because they’re dumb kids and need to play outside

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a year ago

@DUnitedGraphics @tizzywoman Why Trump wants Greenland: “I need an easy victory right away to assert my dominance in my new role as leader… Let me see… I’ll kick over that kindergartener in a wheelchair.”

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

2 years ago

@YerzyKrys @TrillEG_ @JeffPassan Ya, Soto is gonna be lucky to even afford an apartment in queens.

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2 years ago

@hemantmehta Equivocating racism and atheism is tremendous... Racist: "I hate brown people!" Atheist: "Oh ya? Well I am just as bad because I... don't believe in magic!" Racist: "I'll lynch anyone a shade darker than Conor McGregor!" Atheist: "Ok well if you need me I'll be at the library!"

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

2 years ago

@hemantmehta Since atheism = racism, does that mean we can finally get an atheist president? Maybe move the needle toward sanity a little? And an atheist version of Mitch McConnell blocking Xtian Supreme Court justices? What's the problem again?

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

2 years ago

@Kidskullomania @BotchedBladeJob Shut up bitch!

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2 years ago

@BotchedBladeJob And all this time I thought it was Libertarian Girl.

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

2 years ago

@JayinKyiv We're literally already doing all 10 of those now, thanks to the... wait for it... DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION!!!

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

2 years ago

@JayinKyiv "You're fired! Hey I said an apprentice word! (Jizzes in trousers)"

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

2 years ago

@JayinKyiv Thanks for explaining the word poor to me, a word I already know well because I'm a teacher and currently earn "unsatisfactory" money...

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2 years ago

@knit14u @legitbrittFLA @ClayTravis Ah those good old non tax paying churches finally decided to lend a hand... cool. Coulda just paid taxes and funded all sort of good with the 80 billion in tax money that they don't pay each year but hey, gotta have discretionary cover up money.

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PeachMachine @PeachMachine

2 years ago

@legitbrittFLA @ClayTravis Pull yourself up by your bootstraps toots. Or did you want a free hand out?

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2 years ago

@thesecondellen @RpsAgainstTrump Ya, they're following the old testament to a T. Eye for an eye, murder the gays, don't eat pork, rape all you want, etc.