Peep Show Script @PeepScript
I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 5 Episode 1: Burgling github.com/matt-daniells/… Joined May 2019-
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Mark: OK, all right I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just keeping you here until the police arrive, OK?
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Jeremy: My God, you are! You are fighting me! This is incredible! You're putting your foot behind me and you're pushing me down towards the floor! Finally, you're restraining me!
Mark: I'm doing what I've got to do.
Jeremy: Ooh! I can't wait to see this. What are you going to do? Oh, my God! What are you doing? Are you putting your hand on me? Are you having a fight with me? Are you fighting me?
Mark: Jeremy, if you try anything I will take you down. I'm not afraid.
Mark: The police will be here any minute, and I'm not telling them I let the burglar go. That's your job. You're an accessory to the crime.
Jeremy: I don't know. Probably I was going to tell you, sensitively, during the next little bit of time. Until he just blurted it all out. Look, Suze, no...! Suze! Don't go!
Big Suze: Chlamydia? When were you going to tell me, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Of course it's not AIDS. This isn't the 80s. It's the best STD. Just cute old mostly symptom-less chlamydia. And I haven't even definitely...
Mark: (Right, you shit, it's mutually assured destruction.) Suze, I'm afraid to have to inform you that Jeremy has, or may have, a sexually transmitted disease. I'm sorry I had to tell you, but he-
Jeremy: Well maybe you should chase them down, Mark? Maybe if your date saw you beating up a whole gang of children, that would get her hot.
Mark: Then how did he open the door, for fuck's sake?
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