Return on Ingested Caffeine @ROICaffeine
High yield analyst turned PE monkey. Tweets on Irish business with bonus rants on housing, environment, tech and policy. Dublin/London Joined December 2021-
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@mark_cummins @fergal_reid Red is the Nash equilibrium but also there is no downside if everyone chooses red so no cooperation benefit.
@SineadOS1 It’s almost a decade since this masterpiece politics explainer was made but it really applies to Ireland today. The govt has never been weaker, so it must use public money to pay off every demographic bloc instead of funding national priorities youtu.be/rStL7niR7gs?is…
@Bryanireland @SineadOS1 The greens swung a miss with the LNG terminal and the Galway ringroad but pushed the country forward in every other decision, and crucially were the only party with a primary focus on developing new infrastructure. Their scorecard here is the strongest of all the parties we have
@TheConexJournal @nellydeefflu3nt @Luke_Mackey In terms of pricing the future, is there any red flag bigger than the founder trying to bail on his company before it even launches its product?
@PaulleyTicks Vance Porter Bridges
@Bonecondor You lost a third of your body weight in 6 months? That’s amazing, but like…are there not knock-on health effects of losing so much so quickly?
@Matty_Ixnay @maiamindel “Say the thing!” “‘It’s clobberin time!’ Now you say your thing” “Hey, I’m walking ere.”
@ti_morse In Ireland 30mi would cost more than this.
@Feljin_J The ghost of Greens Past
@danobrien20 @RMcGreevy1301 Mortgage cost has fallen but offset by larger mortgages needed so the total cost *per month* is similar as you say, but lower cost and larger principal means mortgages also last much longer now and more total interest is paid.
@TheStalwart Heineken watch
@xdNiBoR @Clearpreso chart crime of the year?
@yacineMTB And because the American govt borrows an unfathomable amount of money, which it largely pays to its own citizens.
@patrickc The vegetation suggests Ireland but the blue skies decisively disprove that hypothesis.
@FinnMurphy12 x.com/boringbiz_/sta…
all men secretly believe there is non zero chance they will run a diversified HoldCo with highly profitable and cash flowing assets one day
@gunsnrosesgirl3 You should eat 5 portions of bread/grains per day
@JoeHumphreys42 your opinion piece today completely missed the point of the 80/20 dating phenomenon and offered no contrary evidence. It’s not a bunch of incel teens applying Gladwell to their crushes, it’s clearly seen in the population level data published by the dating apps.
@BecomingCritter Mr Robot
@Keyes We haven’t been a rich country for long enough to have lots of material inheritances. We should keep it that way as long as possible.
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Rob Cass 🇮🇪🇿... @Robcass78
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Attracta Mooney @AttractaMooney
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Mike Feerick @MikeFeerick
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Padraic McConville @PadraicMcC
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Derek Kuns @DerekKuns
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