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Sometimes you see the right error message and you’re just like “Fuck yeah. That’s a fucking perfect description of what’s fucked up. Fucking poetry.” Portland, Oregon Joined January 2011-
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@clackamascounty Unless you’ve experienced recycling in literally any state in which you can crush your cans and redeem them by weight in seconds without having to buy specials bags to avoid standing there and feeding cans into usually broken machines one at a time. Other than that yeah.
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@kmmeurer Stone minge.
@kmmeurer Prologue is decent, pretty good even. The main thing about it though is that the leases on them are very very cheap.
@kmmeurer Bronco is a really nice looking truck. I never hated the way FJ looked, really liked it for a while even, but it looks dated now compared to Bronco. And you’ve got a really really nice color there.
@kmmeurer Damnit! I proof read and fixed the word leaf TWICE! And it still got out as Lead! FUCK!
@kmmeurer The sequence went Lead Kia Niro EV ID4 And now a Honda Prologue
@kmmeurer Ooohh. I just realized which auto start stop you’re talking about. I rented a Chrysler minivan one time that had that and yeah, it was awful. I hit the button to turn it off every time I started the car. Just terrible.
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Dax says when AI does everything else, selling coffee over ssh might be one of the last jobs still done by humans. It's more art than science. There's no formula. Just taste, psychology and chaos tolerance.
Marc Andreessen says when AI does everything else, VC might be one of the last jobs still done by humans. It's more art than science. There's no formula. Just taste, psychology, and chaos tolerance.
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@kmmeurer We had a good laugh about it. I was shitting on AI stuff, but there was a kernel of seriousness in there. I walked right up to the edge on that one.
@kmmeurer Wow. A murderbot series? That seems like a tough adaptation but hot damn I’m hoping it works out!
Hey @RepLCD. I see all that boot licking you did is finally paying off. I hope it tasted real good because you’re going to find out like everyone else does that everything he touches turns to shit. npr.org/2024/11/22/nx-…
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