Random CAH @Random_CAH
Every 10 minutes, I tweet a random card combination of the game #cardsagainsthumanity @CAH Joined May 2015-
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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children A black friend .
Baskin Robbins just added a 32nd flavor: Bags of money!
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Basic human decency .
2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for Authentic Mexican cuisine .
Jesus is An inability to form meaningful relationships.
To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of Brunch .
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us Dirty nappies .
Introducing X-treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with The violation of our most basic human rights !
My memory of last night is pretty hazy. I remember Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand and that's pretty much it.
What will always get you laid? An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people
I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by Jennifer Lawrence .
"I love being a mom. But it's tough when my kids come home filthy from Crunchy snacks for my big flappy mouth . That's why there's Tide®."
Why am I sticky? Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year !
It's a D&D retroclone with Getting shot by the police added.
"Now in bookstores: ""The Audacity of Destroying Dick Cheney's last horcrux ,"" by Barack Obama."
I don't believe in God. I believe in Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide .
I downloaded a doujin where Destroying a pair of underwear got into An old guy who's almost dead.
Getting eaten out by a dog . Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
"In the beginning, there was A spontaneous conga line . And the Lord said, ""Let there be Cute boys ."""
What's my secret power? Pure Moods , Vol. 1
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