Tim Vine @RealTimVine
Comedian. Plastic Elvis. https://t.co/V1C4agGVpJ https://t.co/qwcXHSNiwa timvine.com UK Joined July 2011-
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@Alvamiga Ha! True. They actually had a proper water break at Sutton at one match I was at. I sat in the stands watching it while I was shivering. 🙂
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I remember before the USA World Cup in 1994 there was talk that they wanted to split the game into quarters for Ad breaks. It was laughed off by the footballing world. Well they’ve done it in 2026 covertly with the introduction of the water break in each half. Tricked us all.
@dodgywheel @HeavenScallop Well obviously I knew that……😃
Who’s going to win the World Cup? I’m going to say Van Gerwen Van Veen. That’s a blistering pair up.
@HeavenScallop Do you know what…that’s another belter of a team you’re right.
@DaveRichardsLfc That’s who I’d like to win it but I’ve just got a feeling about the Dutch.
@Yorkshiregirl66 Are you asking me? It says ‘replying to Tim Vine’. I know someone finds me funny because I once met him. 🙂
My England World Cup Song. This could be out of date in two weeks. Listen while it’s still relevant! Come on England. 🏴🏴🏴🏴#theWorldCup
@Yearder The drummer’s got a high voice but other than that, not particularly.
Out of interest How would you people sell a silly World Cup song for charity? The simplest way. The way that even a total moron could understand.
@TheRealFbloke Ha! I’m actually leaning that way.
@ChrisHoggyHogg @OfficialPDC Hello mate. I can’t find what you’re referring to.
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Tickets here! : avalonwaterways.co.uk/river-cruise/t…
I don’t even support Arsenal and that was torturous. Good training for the World Cup.
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