Mike @StrandedOnThird
“I believe in believe” -Ted Lasso | SF Giants | ASU Sun Devils | Man United | Pop-Punk & Emo Music | Gryffindor | Sarcastic | San Diego, CA Joined April 2010-
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If you told me in 1987 that Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Mark McGwire, Darryl Strawberry, Don Mattingly, and Dwight Gooden wouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame but the Padres’ shitty catcher I was getting in every other pack was going to make it one day I’d have thought you were insane.
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Watching the early Knicks' parade videos... It looks like the world's biggest "Turtle from Entourage Look-alike Contest" is currently taking place in New York City.
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Rob Schneider Bullied a dwarf so much in school he wouldn’t go out in public throughout his adult life. Not a fan of Rob’s after that
Rob Schneider is putting his money behind the message. The Hollywood star says he'll cover any potential fines for MLB players who wear Bible verses on their uniforms after league officials warned three San Francisco Giants pitchers who displayed Bible references on their Pride
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Has your Nation ever lost 7-1 to Germany at the World Cup?
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Found this guy’s IG and he’s not even a spurs fan he was just looking for some action. Love of the game.
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Kinda funny how England is having just the worst time here lol
The England squad were told to shelter indoors on Saturday evening after a tornado warning was issued in Kansas City. The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning' [@TheAthleticFC]
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@PicturesFoIder @InternetH0F Cheapest ticket this morning was over a $1K on Ticketmaster
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Someone replaced the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK with PEE-WEE HERMAN and I love it even more now 😂🔥 (not created with AI btw)
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The Curt Cignetti College Football 27 cover looks like the poster for a 1994 Disney movie in which a recently divorced NFL head coach decides to coach an underachieving high school team of misfits as a way to reconnect with his son who's grown distant after his parents split up.
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Do you remember this opener?
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🚨 WHITE HOUSE SHOOTING REACTIONS Three reporters go live as shots ring out near the White House. Two duck for cover immediately. One stands there completely clueless. Never be the woman in the middle.
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Omg 🤣
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