Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

Rider. Racer. Driver. Cyclist. Adventurer. Engineer. Dog's mate. Pilot. 2018 GS Trophy. 2019 Maroc, Merzouga, SSDT & Romaniacs. 2020 Dakar. #LiveYourDreams two7five.co.uk Race team. Insta: Two7Five Joined September 2012

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

2 days ago

@philip_pbm339 @TheTechnician44 @archer_rs He asked his imaginary friend, the LEGO man and Barbie, who between them had a legal degree, a taxi and their own courthouse. It had a pool and a worm hole. They shared the taxi. Everyone clapped.

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2 days ago

@watisknownas @NickPullen5 @OctopusEnergy But likely failed based on how angry you seem. . Hope no one turns up when you want a meter change or on a call out.

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2 days ago

@34rthhasrisen Can’t prove anything.

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2 days ago

@antooconnell @ListerLawrence (Was casually browsing - the car in the photo IS a 997)

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2 days ago

@mitchricardofl @sniffpetrol Not got the crayons.

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2 days ago

@NealOKelly @sniffpetrol

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2 days ago

@mitchricardofl @sniffpetrol About 50 years ago, probably not on Twitter, some other stick in the mud was saying the same about the Rover, as it was parked in front of an Austin 7….

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

2 days ago

@sniffpetrol Imagine if that lot of anti 4x4 lot knew what this thing was hiding under the bonnet!

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

5 days ago

@GrailArchive I believe we used to call those Jaguars….

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

5 days ago

@thedaywar90 @MinxGenie (Legitimately tho, there’s been otters in the Freshney for as long as I’ve known the river Freshney. It’s not always been fresh! @River_cleaner1 )

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

5 days ago

@thedaywar90 @MinxGenie Actually there’s loads about, they’re always here. The reason you’re seeing it now of course is because….. It’s a little otter. 😄

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

5 days ago

@ListerLawrence @niccruzpatane @Drive_Protected Also…. The amount of times I approach an electric car, only to have them try and rapidly demonstrate the speed of their electric car, which previously was dawdling along listening to the archers. It’s a very real thing. (Is it spline or actual shaft failure you see OOI?)

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

a week ago

@ListerLawrence @njbirse Can’t honestly only just be learning about platform engineering Lawrence? Also, compare it to a legitimate price point competitor…

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

2 weeks ago

@AutoPap Actually that’s most likely a few Werthers originals, some lavender perfume and shoe leather polish combined with a bit of camomile tea 😉

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

2 weeks ago

@DVLAgovuk - a total of SEVEN fines this month and EVERY one is on account of being unable to contact, talk to or deliver the requisite info because…. DVLA haven’t managed to deliver V5C’s. My fault tho apparently. 💩 #LostInThePost

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

2 weeks ago

@electricfuture5 @ListerLawrence Amusingly lacking any final punctuation.

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

2 weeks ago

@AdeForest21 @ListerLawrence Exactly the same with a 530 and 330e. Looked at a few used and the cable was unused! (A few steps lower on the co car list too)

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

2 weeks ago

@AdeForest21 @ListerLawrence Ha - most specialists would state, with almost certainty, that this would be worth a little bit more than a five year old fiesta in five years time! 🤣

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

2 weeks ago

@jacobtechtavern @ListerLawrence You’ll find I could quite easily deliver inspection equipment in the boot of this. Theres quite often some kind of staggering righteousness that is the accountant claiming ‘they’ can’t justify it. It’s for the directors, not the accountant to justify. 100% pool car use.

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Craig Keyworth @Two7Five

3 weeks ago

@Schamitz @Fleetwemser @Tedmarsgoi2 Actually the plague is bell ends that think the cyclist is at fault. . Bell end is English for bell end, in case you wondered.