Ted @WritingTed

Not actually Ted, but most call me Ted. Scored 8 on The Blacklist. Goalkeeper's Union member Deepest Kent (Tunbridge Wells) Joined April 2020

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Ted @WritingTed

33 minutes ago

Kimmel was always head, shoulders, and then some, above Fallon. What a snake having this scumbag on

Conor McGregor spoke about his return fight on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon "I'm born for this I'm not born for anything else. Fighting is my bread and butter, it's what lights a fire in my belly. It's the best version of me, I'm happy to be back."

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ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L

23 hours ago

If you paused, if you hesitated, 160 schoolgirls might still be alive.

The White House @WhiteHouse

3 months ago

No pause. No hesitation. 💥

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B/R Football @brfootball

16 hours ago

Cristiano Ronaldo is goalless in his last 10 Portugal games at major tournaments: 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐩: ❌ vs. Uruguay ❌ vs. South Korea ❌ vs. Switzerland ❌ vs. Morocco 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐄𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐬: ❌ vs. Czechia ❌ vs. Türkiye ❌ vs. Georgia ❌ vs. Slovenia ❌ vs. France 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐩: ❌ vs. Congo DR

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Ted @WritingTed

14 hours ago

Kane is the best striker in the world ATM

Muhammad Butt @muhammadbutt

16 hours ago

the English commentator putting Kane in the same sentence as Haaland, Mbappe and Messi after he scammed a penalty on a retake is disgusting levels of homerism.

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Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong

15 hours ago

The beer throwing is so, so forced. It's a retake of a penalty in the first 10 minutes of the opening group game... 🙄

Midnite @midnite

16 hours ago

Limbs as Harry Kane puts England 1-0 up 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Chris @CWeatherspoon_

17 hours ago

Reminder Cristiano Ronaldo should have missed that match (and Tuesday v Uzbekistan) but FIFA decided to suspend two games of his three-game suspension for violent conduct in Portugal's penultimate World Cup qualifier DR Congo probably quite grateful in hindsight

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Robin Bairner @RBairner

15 hours ago

Thierry Henry: 'One thing that's important is that the team needs to score; not you need to score."

Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_

17 hours ago

When will one of the TV ex player pundits call out the blindingly obvious and just say Portugal shouldn’t have a 41 year old walking around up front.

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Ted @WritingTed

14 hours ago

4 2 up Take Kane off If he's injured our tourney is buggered

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Chris Broom @Cabr100991

16 hours ago

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

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Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1

15 hours ago

Thomas Tuchel’s England

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Ted @WritingTed

15 hours ago

My 2 faves by a mile But Goldeneye just pinches it for me The Tank scene wins me over

Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting

18 hours ago

We have reached the finals of the Bond tournament! Casino Royale vs. GoldenEye

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Ted @WritingTed

15 hours ago

Great goal but looked very offside

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Ted @WritingTed

16 hours ago

No one hates England more than the English media

Mirror Football @MirrorFootball

a day ago

Thomas Tuchel's age-gap girlfriend, split from wife and his enormous England salary at World Cup mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

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WhoScored @WhoScored

17 hours ago

Cristiano Ronaldo vs DR Congo: ◎ 0 - Shots on target ◎ 0 - Chances created ◎ 0 - Dribbles completed No player who played 90+ minutes had fewer touches (25) in the match. 😬🇵🇹

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Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C

2 days ago

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

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Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste

2 days ago

Here come England eh. Whole tournament so far has been a joyous carnival of fun and hilarity then Yaxley-Lennon's knuckledraggers arrive crimping out steaming shits of hate and nobody likes us we don't care. Fuck off.

Jake Hepple @JakeHepple1

2 days ago

England lads in Orlando, Florida for the World Cup 👏

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Ted @WritingTed

22 hours ago

@thebig_16 @JackDunc1 Why though? Those teams are playing each other. What advantage does having a "hydration break" give a team against someone they're not playing at the time?

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Ted @WritingTed

22 hours ago

@GnXLibertarian @JackDunc1 You can't be this dense, surely?

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Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1

2 days ago

They are doing these inside air-conditioned stadiums at night. Stop calling them 'hydration breaks', they are designed for adverts and corporations. It's the yankification of the sport. I'm so glad neither the BBC or ITV indulge in them.

AFP News Agency @AFP

3 days ago

Hydration breaks last just a total of six minutes during a match, but they stand accused of fundamentally changing the nature of football at the sport's ultimate showpiece.⚽ u.afp.com/Szfo

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a day ago

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