Gumption Shoeshine @Wunderspen
#1 tapir fan - you can kill the street dog but not the idea - ❤️ @FartKnocker2K ❤️ ihatethecabal.fuckthecabal.io Deep Underground Military Base Joined March 2026-
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@fatmariomedia My dad would hold us by our necks under the water in the crick and force us to hold our breath or die, for hours on end, every single day, for years and years, until he was killed in a robbery gone awry
Imagine you get fucked to death by a procession of minions
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they're making riveting statements on the loud house subreddit
When you order at McBackrooms and they make you pull up to the one billionth window
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when i still lived with my parents i'd put on Northernlion reacting to AITA posts to drown out the sound of me fucking
What’s the weirdest piece of media you guys have had on in the background during sex. Because honestly I can’t think of anything worse than the time I went down on a girl for the entire second half of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
for all I know you could be gooning
Terry Crews reveals just how bad his porn addiction got “I got a day off from the set, and I could watch porn from probably 10 o’clock after my workout, 10am to 11pm at night” “It wouldn’t stop and I couldn’t stop, it was what you would call a splurge, I just couldn’t stop”
#LoveIslandUSA I got my balls in my hand right now I'm squeezing them mad tight jiggling them and shit
just got non-binary grandma pussy this shit is unbelieveable
fartslave couldn't make it today now I have to brap alone
bro got the criterion remaster
If what Dan Bongino told Tucker Carlson is true, then Thomas Matthew Crooks was a sacrificial dupe that Trump intentionally had murdered to help him win a presidential election and stay out of prison. Jeffrey Epstein claimed Trump could "crack" under pressure and described him
just traded my son to the cabal for one year of game pass
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He was so ready to forgive Howard for everything. He had no idea his goons were gonna play in his face.
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