ssemujju @_sheba___

; Joined February 2023

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ssemujju @_sheba___

13 minutes ago

@MessiahTabu Wanji mutabani

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ssemujju @_sheba___

46 minutes ago

How do you confuse someone’s day this early with bicep pics?! Kawa,namwe mujakuzaala abawala

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cece ྀིྀི @jzZzo_O

14 hours ago

things i desperately need rn : 1. lose 15 kg 2. fuckton of money 3. world peace

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frances🫧 @jhene__frances

17 hours ago

one thing this government has made abundantly clear is its lack of respect for the constitution.

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gi ིྀ @gigiskvy

13 hours ago

começar a conversar com um homem e descobrir que ele tem o mesmo fetiche que o seu:

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ssemujju @_sheba___

34 minutes ago

@ShezSonialynn 😭😂7:30 am!! Heartless lot

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🌕🤞🏿 @Uwagasabune

11 hours ago

You bring tea to the TL and get called Kojja Acid. 😭😭😭😭

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feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn

11 hours ago

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it is 10PM😭

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ssemujju @_sheba___

41 minutes ago

@TobiasKambugu Ehh ehhhh focus 😭

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pinkie v @sourberryvi

15 hours ago

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

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ssemujju @_sheba___

45 minutes ago

@ToniKamau10 Aww, kilabika muli mu love

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Wilfred Businge @MrBusinge

15 hours ago

You people are stupid. Very stupid!

Nile Post @nilepostnews

15 hours ago

Lukwago Arrest Could Amplify PFF’s Political Visibility, Analysts Say. #NilePostNews nilepost.co.ug/politics/34897…

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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate

14 hours ago

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

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Spirit 🧚🏾 @enyo_lissa

11 hours ago

Couldn’t resist the urge to post this😭🤣🤣 Here are your Pharma Rangers 💊👩🏽‍⚕️😭😂

Spirit 🧚🏾 @enyo_lissa

19 hours ago

This picture is frying me😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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it's actually a great idea to make out and cuddle every night before bed with zero pressure of it leading to sex. people's intimacy would improve tenfold if women felt safe doing this without fear of it always turning into more and someone getting mad if you don't want to!

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MissVEE💰 @VanessahKurora

a day ago

You guys act like you and your family members will live forever. There’s an actual basement called Hell. There’s no protocol over there. No one’s above the program over there either. You will burn!

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Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein

15 hours ago

A woman scaring a demon with her vagina. 18th century.

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TENIOLA @Teeniiola

19 hours ago

She was really surprised when she got home and saw her mum and dad getting ready to go to the club. I love this 😂❤️

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BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine

12 hours ago

Why don’t you just say it plainly? “I will send soldiers to abduct him and tie him up for me in an illegal torture chamber, so that I can beat him to prove how tough I think I am” The truth is, you know you can’t face me without a gun and last minutes on your feet 😂

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ssemujju @_sheba___

7 hours ago

Jolly Mutesi. #TeamPK @JollyMutesi

8 hours ago

@BebeCoolUG @PaulKagame @mkainerugaba @arsena @arsenal Hello Bebe cool, First and foremost, I regret that you were scammed by an impersonator but please next time use common sense and fact check before making allegations on people’s names . As a public figure you must know better and do better, thank you .