Opie @akraut

Info Security Geek, Gentoo Maestro, DJ, Emergency Manager, Granola Lover AKA @[email protected] https://t.co/Qofvy96Gk1 https://t.co/iPl6XkeXRx opie.at San Francisco, CA US Joined July 2006

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Opie @akraut

2 weeks ago

@CaltrainAlerts @Caltrain This train isn't just delayed. It's stuck at South San Francisco.

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Opie @akraut

2 months ago

Ok, when did this happen? And why?

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Opie @akraut

2 months ago

@theodric Oh man. Please link me if you're not trolling.

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Opie @akraut

2 months ago

@Vestwell your chat bot, which answers when I use the Live Chat for support keeps telling me to use the live chat or gives me fake phone numbers. How do I contact your team by phone?

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Opie @akraut

3 months ago

@Dyson DM incoming, but it's worth noting it happened to my partner's account as well as several coworkers.

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Opie @akraut

3 months ago

Dearest @Dyson if it's not too much trouble, could you ask your application developers to stop sending test messages out to everyone with the app installed?

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.@ChooseMuse I know it's hard, but since it's been over 3 months, could you maybe respond to my support ticket? #00385900 Also, maybe reply to the emails I've been sending instead of getting called out in public?

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Opie @akraut

5 months ago

@lu_cabarattini @m_franceschetti It saved their staff the need to waste their customers' time. Instead Devin can do it for them: reddit.com/r/EightSleep/s…

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Opie @akraut

7 months ago

Fun statistic: in the last 11 months, the number of times @FedEx delivered a package on the day their own systems predicted was 0 out about 60. It's astounding that they try to predict a 2-4 hour time window when they can't manage to land anytime during that day.

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Mark Manning @antitree

8 months ago

Ever wonder how the default seccomp profile is different/changed across Docker vs Podman vs containerd? I didn't think this table was right, had to check this 3 times. Join me @qc_con and you'll see it gets worse before it gets worse.

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Opie @akraut

8 months ago

@JimAlger @greentheonly "No mom, press the car, then Lights... you're driving?! Pull over!"

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Opie @akraut

10 months ago

.@Shopify Someone created a shopify store using my email address. Your support channels provide no way for me to address this.

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Opie @akraut

10 months ago

@theodric Oh man, yes you do!

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Opie @akraut

11 months ago

.@Uber at LAS drivers must text a stall number to their riders. Your translation algorithm is translating stall numbers. My driver texted 'E5', I got 'i5'.

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Rob Fuller @mubix

12 months ago

I use Log4shell canaries in my passwords and I have one per website. It’s been crazy interesting the sites that I have gotten pings for and where the pings are from. I think it’s cool. It would be a fun talk to put together and a good story to tell but not useful…