(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

I farm cattle on your planet because they don’t like the grass at home. A grassy meadow in the ether.. Joined August 2025

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

12 hours ago

@TheProjectUnity If you zoom in 10000x you can see me scrolling

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Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy

a day ago

The ancient Britons burned down London after the Romans raped two women. Today's Brits will do nothing. Not because they are more enlightened, not because they are more moral. But because they are less.

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Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24

2 days ago

Corentin Moutet is my new favourite tennis player

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Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity

a day ago

I love how NASA was once like "oh yeah we did this experiment on the moon and it actually rang like a bell for about 8 hours" and literally nobody seems to care or remember that this happened.

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

a day ago

It’s almost the complete opposite with woman…🫣

يارا @inuyarasha_

2 days ago

the real difference between nz and aus is that nz has cute friendly birds that want to be your friend and australia has mean hostile birds that want to attack you

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

a day ago

Chase is in the case!

Skipster @FarRightSkip

3 days ago

Caught this one watching PawPatrol after curfew Sarge

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

2 days ago

@TheProjectUnity 😂😂😅

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Jack O'Neill @Jack2LOneill

3 days ago

“Things will not calm down, Amazon MGM Studios. They will in fact calm up.”

Amazon MGM Studios @AmazonMGMStudio

3 days ago

What movie quote defines your life?

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

4 days ago

@UpdatingOnRome He’s trying to figure why your jaw is so cooked

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Christian Malietoa-Brown @cmalietoabrown

4 days ago

Climate change is a hoax and the idea that New Zealand can do anything about it is a scam. Have you been to India or china? Yeah exactly. Nothing we do in nz is gonna make a single bit of difference to pollution or anything other than cripple our own economy.

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Jezza the average golfer @goodlobster1

4 days ago

@vella_vision And yet you still haven’t paid your last invoice And the way you screamed in pleasure you are lucky I’m not charging you double Slutty pants

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Ani O'Brien @aniobrien

5 days ago

Everyone can see that the same couple of hundred trans activists who show up at NZ protests are quite plainly not well. Many of them appear physically ill including those who need help walking because of prolonged blocker/hormone use. Many of them are visibly mentally unwell. The rest are obviously just going through some shit. Before anyone loses their mind, these people literally puts their ailments in their bios. Their mental and physical ailments are as much part of their identity as their gender stuff. They hold their unwellness up in front of them. It’s all very sad but it does make it absolutely outrageous that the establishment let a bunch of people in severe need of psychiatric help (that is NOT simply “affirming”), dictate our laws, social norms, and language. Adults don’t let the patients run the asylum.

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

5 days ago

@goodlobster1 Good stuff

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

5 days ago

@FAFO_TV I bet he won’t do that again

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

5 days ago

@goodlobster1 Sorry bro the gorge was shut

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(Ex)Beef Farmer @alienbeeffarm

7 days ago

@NzFubar @nzfirst Yes but the decision in question was a business decision along the lines of corporate buy out/takeover. It’s a bit different to feed budgets and gate prices… yes our farmers are amazing farmers.

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Foundring 🇺🇸 @foundring1

2 weeks ago

@HunterBiden Aren't you the guy that raped his underaged niece?

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Matthew Horncastle @matt_horncastle

2 weeks ago

The government giving children sex education is a really bad idea. Best to leave to the parents. As always the less the government does the better our lives will be.