Noodles @criptopaul

Geopolitical and macro cycle analyst. Founder @NoodlesResearch. I connect the dots others miss. noodlesresearch.com Joined June 2017

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Noodles @criptopaul

5 hours ago

This is the only truth today. Lol

Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru

a day ago

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump family has made $2,300,000,000 in profit from its crypto ventures.

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For weeks, while dozens of “deal imminent” headlines flooded every outlet, we said the same thing. The deal will fail. Israel will sabotage it. Lebanon is the epicenter. And the US will eventually be forced to invade. We called out Axios and Barak Ravid while everyone amplified them. Community notes confirmed it before the media corrected anything. We said the MOU dies in the summer. That Israel will not stop in Lebanon. They pushed past the Litani River and occupied Beaufort Castle. During the negotiations. We said the deal was not for Iran. It was for the bond market. Every headline bought 48 hours of lower oil and cooler yields. We said the pretext will come. On June 3, a Hellfire missile hit a tanker near Kharg Island. Today, another tanker struck. Three crew missing. Trump claiming he seized 22 ships in the dark. The ceasefire is a word on paper. But none of this is the point. The point is what comes next. Air campaigns do not produce regime change. Never have. Not in Vietnam, not in Iraq, not in Libya. In December 2025, Trump signed automatic draft registration into law for every male 18 to 26. You do not build a conscription list for a war you plan to win from the air. The reality is only this: facts and patterns. Predicting markets or geopolitics, it is still patterns and information. The difference is whether you read them before or after everyone else. Read the full framework here. noodlesresearch.com/research/iran-…

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Noodles @criptopaul

a week ago

The amount of fake news by this account is out of control

The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter

a week ago

BREAKING: Iran’s President Pezeshkian has submitted an official letter of resignation to the Office of the Supreme Leader, per Iran International. In the letter, Pezeshkian stressed that the president and the government have effectively been excluded from major decision-making

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Noodles @criptopaul

5 hours ago

Trump post 1: “NOTHING GETS THROUGH. STEEL WALL. Iran is doing ZERO business.” Trump post 2: “100 MILLION Barrels got through. 200 Commercial Ships passed safely.” Trump post 3: “We took 22 ships of oil from Iran last night.” If nothing gets through, how did 100 million barrels pass? And if the blockade is a steel wall, what are you seizing 22 ships from? Yesterday an Iranian drone took down a US Apache helicopter in that same Strait. If you control it, your helicopters do not end up in the sea. CPI just hit 4.2%. Trump says “I love the inflation.” This is the same war he started that pushed oil above $100 and broke every inflation forecast for 2026. Three contradictions in three posts. The blockade that lets everything through. The control that loses helicopters. The inflation he loves after causing it. X feed and propaganda are out of control. Kobeissi, Axios, no difference. Just amplifiers…

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Open Source Intel @Osint613

a day ago

Sneak preview of our upcoming animation series. This one exposes how Iran evades oil sanctions.

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First Squawk @FirstSquawk

2 days ago

CNN: TRUMP HAS DECLARED AN IRAN DEAL 'IMMINENT' 37 TIMES, YET NO AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED

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Noodles @criptopaul

2 days ago

The Inside Job. Remember when everyone celebrated when Trump took office and promised to make America “the crypto capital of the world.” The SEC dropped 60% of its crypto cases. Coinbase, Binance, Ripple, Kraken, Robinhood, All dismissed. Paul Atkins replaced Gensler. In his entire first year as SEC Chair, he opened 8 crypto actions. Eight. The lowest level since 2017. Meanwhile, CZ got a full presidential pardon. Now, binance and anonymous MMs are involved in a massive price manipulation and P&D scheme. Two months before the pardon, the Wall Street Journal reported that Trump’s family crypto venture, World Liberty Financial, was running through a platform administered by Binance. Binance hired a lobbyist who happens to be a friend of Trump Jr. Paid $450,000 for “executive relief” from the White House. The companies whose cases were dropped had donated at least $1 million each to Trump’s inauguration. The crypto industry collectively poured $85 million into his reelection campaign. Now look at what happened on the other side. $17 billion stolen globally in crypto scams in 2025. The FBI says Americans alone lost $11.4 billion, up 22%. Impersonation scams grew 1,400% in one year. AI powered fraud generates 4.5x more revenue per operation than traditional scams. TRM Labs documented $158 billion in illicit crypto flows in 2025. A 145% increase over 2024. Less enforcement. More fraud. More extraction. More money flowing to the people who funded the campaign. So here is the question: Who benefited from this, ‘’the elite’’ or the retail sector? Was the “crypto revolution” a step forward for the industry, or just a door left wide open for the people who paid to keep it that way?

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Noodles @criptopaul

3 days ago

@ElonTrades It reminds me of those who said every day Bitcoin to 250k, at the end of 2021, or to 1mln, at the end of 2025

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Noodles @criptopaul

3 days ago

@petrogustavo Wut?!

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Noodles @criptopaul

4 days ago

This is completely misleading. These numbers only track conventional visible traffic. Ship-to-ship transfers in open sea, dark fleet tankers running with transponders off where even satellites are not able to catch, and overland pipelines through Turkey and Iraq do not show up in these data. The real volume is likely between 400,000 and 700,000 barrels per day once you include invisible channels. Iran has been running this system since 2018 under sanctions, just at a much larger scale now.

The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter

4 days ago

Iranian oil exports are collapsing: Iran exported just ~209,000 barrels per day of crude oil and condensate in May, the lowest since early 2020. This marks a -84% decline from April levels, which stood at 1.34 million barrels per day, and -89% from March levels, which were at

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Noodles @criptopaul

4 days ago

@FabianoSolana @zachxbt Wtf!

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Noodles @criptopaul

5 days ago

@cryptictrader90 Ops

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Noodles @criptopaul

5 days ago

Sell your watches. Its the pico top again. 2022 2026

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Paul Perneș @pernes_paul

5 days ago

@criptopaul Have to say, I still remember when you said back in april/mai 2025 that the market top will be somewhere in August. Big accounts commented with disapproval at your post. I was myself skeptical of your views as well. But you were cleary right.

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Noodles @criptopaul

5 days ago

Present a bearish thesis at the top, they insult you. KOLs shill ZEC at the top, they insult them too. X is a strange place. Same reaction, very different results.

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Noodles @criptopaul

6 days ago

It is , what it is

Noodles @criptopaul

7 months ago

The Great Washout The crypto market is about to enter a dark place. The memecoin era is ending. “AI utility coins” will go to zero. Influencers persist in calling for new highs here will lose their faces. Many useless layer1s and layer2s will shut down as funds dry up.

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Noodles @criptopaul

6 days ago

Most of the problem is that crypto market participants still look at indicators more than metrics. The crypto market has moved in regular cyclical phases since its inception, and until that pattern is invalidated, there is no reason to believe otherwise in terms of predictive price analysis. That’s exactly why we built our approach around evolving proprietary metrics, or making existing metrics like SOPR, Loss Deviation, S2F, and others actually actionable. noodlesresearch.com/terminal

NoodlesResearch @NoodlesResearch

6 days ago

🚨Over $1.8 billion in leveraged crypto positions were liquidated in a single day as Bitcoin broke below $64,000 The largest daily wipeout since January. While the broader market continued to price in a new bull market around the $80,000 level, our Unified Regime framework

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Noodles @criptopaul

6 days ago

At the end, in a way or another $ZEC #zcash went to 370$ in one week as predicted.

Noodles @criptopaul

2 weeks ago

$ZEC Last time ‘’they’’ came out, it was exit liquidity. Indicators are signaling exhaustion. Seeing $380–390 here shortly for ZEC.

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dethective @dethective

6 days ago

A cluster of addresses is ruining crypto. They are responsible for the manipulation of multiple tokens you've seen in your feed: LAB, EDGE, SIREN, RAVE, and BULLA. They only need a token with these features: • A high percentage of the supply locked • Listed on Binance Alpha • Listed on Binance Perpetuals • Low on-chain liquidity My theory (backed by data) on these crazy schemes🧵