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They're both dumb.
@szymek256 I haven't implemented a personal project in a decade. Haskell is all about learning stuff so you can be smart. Leave actually doing shit to peasants.
@KonstantyM12535 Well models very evidently become better over time.
Lasting 15 minutes with my Haskell challenges is perfectly normal for a healthy male.
@effectfully This time of year, when I open @effectfully 's Haskell challenges only to close the tab 15 minutes later.
@HSVSphere I don't like talking about side effects, I find such discussions hurtful and distasteful.
@Carlisert Yes, impossible to lose your job if you don't have one.
Fable 5 spent 50 minutes thinking about my secret Haskell challenge and ran out of limits without producing a single line of code. He's like y'all fr.
@0rca I say that to models all the time but they still don't wanna date me.
@shinboson Yet we're still mutuals with you.
@swordgunlimited Half the views on the first one are mine btw.
Claude knows me from my work and not from my immaculate shitposting. Devastated.
@trisaleon Bitch intentionally made it 3 in the final line instead of 4, so there's two equally trivial but distinct ways to solve this garbage puzzle.
@KleeneAlgebra @sonichNik I've been going mad since before you were sperm.
@zuhaitz_dev @sonichNik rizzing chicks with Haskell proved ineffective, I'm exploring new strategies
@Howlingmutant0 @SceneinCinema Replace "reasonably attractive" with "remotely tolerable".
@bwnnynazuna why do you have two right legs
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Carl @Carlisert
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358 Followers 387 Following not everything I say is serious and anything I say may be part of of a bit, a troll, or just testing people's reactions
Nate Codes @Nateemerson
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htmx.org / CEO of Bad... @htmx_org
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