Dylan @enableflash

I’m too old to be on here. I like too much dumb, unrelated shit to put in my bio. My profile is a mess. Seattle Joined January 2018

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peninsular princess 🐑💫🪻 @sdrx902

20 hours ago

the waterfront is just a vanity project, they said...

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Dylan @enableflash

22 hours ago

@reduced2stone Not only is he goated, he’s an S+ tier shitposter.

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Dylan @enableflash

2 days ago

Yes, he’s leaving the state entirely, because as we know, billionaires are incredibly well known for having a single residence.

Washington state Billionaire Gabe Newell (software giant Valve founder and owner) appears to be leaving for Florida, taking his estimated $11 Billion with him. This will be the 3rd billionaire in WA state to have moved away this year, leaving only 10 left. How much tax revenue

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Paige Cornwell @pgcornwell

5 days ago

I met a delightful group of Australians who just landed in Seattle for Friday’s World Cup match. 7 out of 8 are already very drunk. I told the slightly more sober one the sun doesn’t fully set until 10 p.m. I’ve never witnessed someone look at me with such wonder and also panic.

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Dylan @enableflash

6 days ago

@dantefofante @NoahRyanCo Ah, okay so you know the original post is bait.

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Dylan @enableflash

6 days ago

@AlexMit47812339 @deuceohsixx “Nobody wants to be in Seattle” x.com/seattlesubmiss… Cope and seethe harder.

SEATTLESUBMISSIONS @SEATTLESUBMISS

a week ago

Legendary scenes at Pier 62 🤯 Seattle’s FIFA World Cup watch party is at capacity again and the crowd just ERUPTED as USMNT scored #seattle (video credit @SoundersFC)

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Dylan @enableflash

6 days ago

@YOUtopia1971 @MetalBlakedowns This isn’t healthy…

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@schlennart1 No they don’t. High DHT isn’t the cause of hair loss. Scalp androgen receptor sensitivity does. This is why some guys can have a full head of hair with sky high DHT levels, and others can lose their hair even on 5-ARIs. I don’t know why y’all always try to twist this.

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nylaWHO @nylawho1

a week ago

I’m actually crying this is so fkn funny

nylaWHO @nylawho1

a week ago

I THOUGHT THAT PETE HEGSETH VIDEO WITH THE DUMBBELLS WAS A.I. LMFAO ITS REAL?!?!!?!?

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@nellyofvalley Siri how do I mark multiple options on a Twitter poll?

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@NoahRyanCo I think this is a healthy way of looking at things. It feels so fragile to treat everything in health as absolutes that you either *must* partake in or avoid at all costs.

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@jazxaldo Making the music they’ve wanted to make…

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@dullbldisguise @TrevorTDK streaming itself is already minimally lucrative to the band. Many artists are already against streaming services platforms because their distribution models are unethical. I don’t see it the same way as you, but I understand your position.

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@dullbldisguise @TrevorTDK That’s a fair opinion to have, I just don’t inherently view this any differently than telling people they can listen to the song via a VPN. It’s not really a “leak”, the song is released. This won’t prohibit people from purchasing the record when it releases, and (cont.)

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@TrevorTDK @dullbldisguise Yeah… this is my thing. This happens with every song because it’s not actually a “leak”. Australia just gets it first, so it *has* been released…

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@Keshavnova @MrsErikaKirk

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Dylan @enableflash

a week ago

@0AgentLeon0 JSYK that’s a bath.

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D🪿 @Devsthetix

2 weeks ago

May our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get wider

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deana @medeana

a week ago

real ones know

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 weeks ago

For the first time in 20 years, the US Food and Drug Administration approved a new sunscreen ingredient — bemotrizinol, or BEMT — that experts say is a safer option than many chemical ingredients currently in use in the United States, per CNN