Craig Southall @extratomato
Views are my own, unless I plagiarise something witty - then they are definitely mine ! In the toilet - for some peace Joined July 2009-
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@michaelastracha My wife ? Best legs in the business and the only ones I am technically and legally allowed to look at 🤷
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@GC_Rail It’s going to be very interesting trying to get two train loads into 1.
@GC_Rail thanks for trying to ruin my 11year olds 1st ever birthday trip to London. Cancelling our return train with 2hours notice. not allowing ticket transfers. Stuck in Kings Cross for 2 hours. We could have had much longer in London had we known earlier. #badcustomerservice
@Ricktw1tter @shedseven Thanks for the album lads. In future can you throw in a CD player too. Had a senior moment on ordering as I literally don’t have anything to play it on 😂 what an imbecile! Off to buy the deluxe digital download 🤦
@craigmcd0nald @anon_opin Craig get out of my head ! I have both a shed bar and a lazy spa hot tub under a wooden pergola that is now too expensive to run. Disgusting that a fellow Craig fired such a cheap but accurate insult. Ps my father in law recently called me cunt too.
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To my followers: do better
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Fucking religion. It’s 2023 and the entire world and it’s people are being destroyed and killed in the most horrific ways for something that doesn’t even fucking exist. I can’t comprehend it. What a waste.
@Ricktw1tter please can you check your emails on your website. I appreciate that you are very busy at the moment but I would be extremely grateful. Thank you in advance.
@Geoff_Mawson @Boropolis Somewhere in Cleethorpes Martin is sobbing into his cornflakes in his single bed flat.
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Wait for it… #AccidentalPartridge
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Private schools receive £7,000 per pupil from the Government, and the money parents pay in fees. State schools receive £5,500 per pupil, that is it. Private schools should receive NOTHING from the state, RT if you agree.
@NoContextHumans @gzennblue totally you this
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