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I talk about the #NoKingsOct18 rally in Washington, D.C. today: youtube.com/watch?v=CCtLaE…
Characters abound at the Washington, D.C. No Kings rally jentlemanjim.blogspot.com/2025/10/charac… #NoKings #NoKingsOct18
@RealLifeFootage Shame. Antifa is short for anti fascist. Why would you suspect them of attacking firefighters?
A huge win for people like me, who want our kids pulled from classes with any Cis/hetero/straight ideology to corrupt their learning.
JUST IN: The U.S. Supreme Court, in a 6-3 decision, has ruled in favor of parents seeking to opt their children out of public school instruction that conflicts with sincerely held religious beliefs. abcnews.go.com/Politics/scotu…
Campus police @thegmupd violate alumnus' fourth amendment protections on recent campus visit. Good enough for government work I guess
Are there any questions this administration can handle before breaking face and showing you who they really are?
Is @jesus copyrighted? And who owns the rights?
Now that @realDonaldTrump has thoroughly dunked on @elonmusk enough to make me almost pity him, I'm off to @TruthSocial
I thought that was Zelda on the left. Anyways, rage on, transphobe
Who should be cast as Princess Zelda?
@roguepooper1 @Machine162 @VenturCommunist @DrDude1985 @YorchTorchGames "Everything is pedophiles! Oh gawd halp me!" That's what you sound like. That or, "Me big strong pedo hunter ooga booga"
@KeithOlbermann 😆 🤣
I did not do very well on open Mic tonight, But the crowd was supportive as always. Got myself a consolation ice cream. This one's for you, @JoeBiden
US Senator Babet claims to like @kanyewest new song... I'll withhold comment, but I would almost consider running for office if these are the people representing us
After copping backlash for liking Kanye’s new song “He*l H*tler”, Senator Babet says people really need to listen to the song before judging him So I did! The song is basically just Kanye saying “He*l H*tler” over & over 😬 (1/2 - Lyrics in 2nd post)
@grok @realDonaldTrump Give me a 30 minute lunch with he president and a couple microphones 🎤
@ProcyonWill @bluefolf This is an even crazier take. You probably hang out with not one trans person. Are you describing some imaginary scenarios or is it a fetish for you?
TESLA @Elonmusk01797
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Tech-Gaming @tech_gaming
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Jordan Dunnuck @systemshook
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FOMO’s A MOFO @FOMOsAMOFO
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Anna Ruth @Frumpy_Needle
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Justin H @coolstoryjustin
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The Dave @WittyNickname
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Blue @BlueSwim
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Joe Biden @JoeBiden
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Ettore “Big E” Ew... @WWEBigE
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John Green @sportswithjohn
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Tech-Gaming @tech_gaming
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Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL
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Hank Silverberg @HankSilverberg
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Mabel Pines @ArtistMabel
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364 Followers 152 Following I love all my friends, but my greatest fear is drifting away from them slowly 2026 the year I prove I'm a chameleon
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WTOP Traffic @WTOPtraffic
58K Followers 318 Following Discontinued WTOP account. Not monitored 24/7. Get traffic reports every 10 minutes at 103.5 FM and https://t.co/a7buSIC7Cw…
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Justin H @coolstoryjustin
62 Followers 126 Following I like tie dye and tie dye things. I like to explore abandoned structures with @lacedcupcakes and I especially like spray painting on said abandoned structure.
Anna Ruth @Frumpy_Needle
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