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extra crispy if u can SNEAL.biz New York, USA Joined November 2011
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3 months ago

in a small town on the border i sipped my lemonade til hard mike came along and spiked it. i told him i didnt live like him to drink that down so easy and he knocked my chair out from under me & i hit my chin on the cedarboard. “its not easy, its hard.” i knew what he meant

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3 months ago

we hung up the tarps all against the side of the mesa and i did too without knowing why. i rarely asked questions. someone said i should slide down the tarps to the bottom & they would wager on whether i lived or died. when i heard half of them laughing i knew i was probably dead

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3 months ago

i never said a dirty thought to my body - even when it hadnt showered for days on end. even when its dirt smell got subtracted from the total of my pure knowledge , and how i knew about the right kind of life. my body wouldn’t listen but i wouldnt call it names

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4 months ago

i split off from the tribe. they didnt look enough like me. i was looking for a very particular nose, like mine but angled up harder and faster, like the way the salmon swim sometimes. then we’d sit in the water and wait for the bears

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4 months ago

my job was to insist your dog should ALWAYS be given wet food at the city council meeting, and i completed the task. i even held up a picture of your dog for everyone to see, with what was clearly wet food on his mouth. yet no one is calling my 900 number like u said

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4 months ago

god gave us chores and satan gave us technology

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7 months ago

i found a little second camera hidden in my rear view mirror and played back the tape. devils that looked like me were dunking my car like a doughnut into a live streaming volcano. it was good but not good enough to keep watching

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7 months ago

the only chance for true verification is to jump in the trough with the simpering hogs - which is worth doing

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7 months ago

zionist yogis attacked my mothers dreams from the afterlife

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9 months ago

it occurs to me now that my current station mirrors more exactly the plight of a common slug or anonymous addled bugworm than the great king or pharaoh i was promised to exceed. the only trick remaining: to enjoy my lot and use the unexpected appreciation as springboard 2divinity

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9 months ago

dutiful sons & daughters of nature’s past & repast: the message i was meant to catch & convey was scrambled by interference of a police scanner in the distance. this fact reduces my import by almost half again as useless. all i have to offer now is these five raisins on my palm

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9 months ago

o ! travelers, here we do offer of an additive opportunity: u may rate your recent uhaul experience a second time, here, in front of god and his manservant, which would be me, & it shall be inscribed upon the heavens as well as on the uhaul website, which well could crash

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10 months ago

the first dinner

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10 months ago

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11 months ago

i was pretty well sprawled out by this point, and insatiable for death. i watched the buzzards circling like a clichè to pick my bones—clean as a whistle. “wow,” i thought, “two clichès.” a minute later i thought of something else: would anybody miss me, cuz that would make three

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a year ago

nobody said it was impossible, which is why i kept hacking my way thru the hexagonal jungle i’d seen in a dream - or inside the backs of my eyelids - knowing that when i arrived they would let me know which

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a year ago

something romantic about being declared braindead traveling at the speed of light covered in astronaut ice cream

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a year ago

late at night i turn on all the lights and get under the bed, it feels best when i can get myself wedged between two heavy bags of vacuum sealed winter wear. i wait until i know i’m ready and i whisper , “ time to test your people skills”

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a year ago

the grim colossus smiled down. why couldnt david and goliath work together? we had a common enemy, although he had to remind me what it was: inflation

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a year ago

i was 29 when i ran afoul of the most seductive notion possible in the neoliberal world: taking the case off my iphone. less than 19 months later, my phone was dead. bob weir came to the funeral, and i bit off his leg in my dreams

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