Matt Kramer 🔪 @kramerposts
where the fire hits the flesh kramersplace.net Bay Area Joined August 2021-
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was looking through my drafts and this one made me crack up hahaha what was I onnnnnn
Matt Kramer 🔪 retweeted
a good sign that me and a romantic prospect are not a good fit for each other: we stumble or get caught on things that feel extremely easy and basic with most other people
women make sense to me because cats make sense to me
This is also the best way to deal with seasonal allergies it turns out
crush psychosis is a portal. always has been, always will be. we're never more powerful than when we're believing in love.
The last time I had a crush I went into such a deep fantastical delusional psychosis that I wrote an entire book. And the book is really good.
@CreatingMantis man that's a bummer. I guess the universe is sending a message of some kind here
@becomingjules This is such a good operation I love it
@marshmarigold POV: your argument is not convincing enough
@cristyisern Insane synchronicity, I was just searching for mine outside
getting bricked up for the Nokia brick
I like that you can tell the copywriter here was genuinely horny
Nokia ads from 2002
extremely true. speaking them can be a matter of spiritual life and death
@becomingjules oops I deleted my reply because I had a typo, but thanks for your kind words and also all the beauty you add to the TL too, it is noticed and appreciated <3
Flowers from a recent walk
me and who
Buying a house in the country then having morning sex then cooking breakfast to country music feels so good lol
Excellence is always a little miraculous to me. Kissed by divinity
@triciapickren Beautiful tweet. Reading it felt like a sip of cold water
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