Jonathan Long @long

Founder | Designer | Creator | Delusional Dreamer 📍Miami #DirtyWater Joined May 2009

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Jonathan Long @long

4 days ago

Want to feel old? blink-182's Take Off Your Pants and Jacket album is 25 years old today. Never grow up. It's a trap. @blink182 @markhoppus @tomdelonge @travisbarker

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Jonathan Long @long

5 days ago

What a game. The Knicks just kept pushing. Down freaking 29. One of the best playoff games. Unreal.

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Jonathan Long @long

6 days ago

The Boston Red Sox are an embarrassment. Holy shit they suck so fucking bad. #DirtyWater

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Jonathan Long @long

a week ago

@tylermilliken_ @timbhealey "We are not considering firing the sMaRtEsT mAn In BaSeBaLl." - ownership

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a week ago

If the Knicks win tonight and then sweep on Wednesday NYC might actually burn to the ground. Knicks vs Spurs. Game 3. Let's go. #AlwaysKnicks #PorVida

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Jonathan Long @long

a week ago

Red Sox running the give up a home run first pitch play. I can't with this team any more... #DirtyWater

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a week ago

@tylermilliken_ @AriA1exander Breslow is on a generational run. Truly amazing.

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Jonathan Long @long

a week ago

If you think Nithya Raman won legit you are a special kind of retard. LA is cooked.

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Jonathan Long @long

a week ago

@NESN @WBMasonCo Is the "good baseball game" in the room with us now?

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

@tylermilliken_ Why do I still watch this dumpster fire team? "I don't know."

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This Red Sox game is already over. Make Bello pitch all 9. Let his ERA get to 5,238 and make his arm fall off. You CAN NOT burn your bullpen before the NY series. Best case scenario his arm explodes and he goes on the forever IL. #DirtyWater

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

GET BRAYAN BELLO OFF THIS FUCKING TEAM. NOW. SEND HIM TO THE SUN, MOON OR FUCKING MARS!!!!! #DirtyWater

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

@Hogdale_ Time to take the Bello experminent behidn the barn and shoot it. Send him to the fucking sun. DFA. Move on. Let this headcase be someone elses problem.

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

If you run a brand on @Shopify that is 3+ years old, DM me. I have a piece of software for you to give a spin. For feedback on installation ease, you'll get a free lifetime subscription. Addresses a problem I've seen for 15+ years on Shopify. For store owners, by a store owner.

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

@BOSSportsGordo *Fire him yesterday

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

This is probably so bad, but the kid in me has to see it.

Masters of the Universe @mastersmovie

2 weeks ago

Don't miss out on Masters Of The Universe - see it early Wednesday, in theaters & IMAX Friday.

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

Hey @Shopify @ShopifySupport how about instead of a "This store does not exist." message you put a "Shopify is down but will be back up shortly." message. How can the leading gazillion-dollar ecom platform be this tone deaf???

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

Check your Shopify store. Might want to turn off your ads if you don't want to send traffic to a fkn dead page. Most sites down right now...

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Jonathan Long @long

2 weeks ago

@liam_at_shopify Quick questions...is there a form to get a language audit on a newly added language after an app is approved? Not finding anything. Thank you!