Robert @mevdev

Puns/Code/Words/Music robertlinnemann.com Portland, Oregon Joined December 2008

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Robert @mevdev

5 months ago

I made a short film. youtu.be/mr5DBWjM5g8 AI was used for the video but I wrote all the jokes and wrote and performed the music. #puns #RLJoke #seafood #pdx #portland

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Robert @mevdev

a year ago

@The_LumpyG gonna miss you and your joke fixes. Goodbye dear friend!

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Robert @mevdev

a year ago

Whenever someone tells me about Oklahoma I'm like "Ohhh kaaayyy". #RLJoke

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a year ago

Those commercials on TV about bears using toilet paper is completely made up. They actually use moist owlettes. #RLJoke #pun

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a year ago

You'd think Greenland couldn't defend themselves, but they've got a Nuuk. #pun #greenland #RLJoke

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Robert @mevdev

a year ago

Whenever I think about wearing comfortable clothes I get the sweats. #pun #RLJoke

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a year ago

Whenever people say they're from Vancouver, BC, I always think, "damn you're a time traveler?". #RLJoke #pun

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a year ago

I'm pretty miffed at my friends for disliking my surf and turf meal. You know how hard it is trying to source good turtle and beaver? Furthermore no one even tried the frogs!!! #pun #RLJoke

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Robert @mevdev

2 years ago

Asian pears to me are the effervescence of a Prosecco, the skin of 180 grit sandpaper, and the mouth feel of a raw potato. #RLJoke

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Robert @mevdev

2 years ago

I read a lot of books on intelligent sea-life. It's generally how I like to octopi my time. #RLJoke

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Robert @mevdev

2 years ago

I just went to a new restaurant where you sit in complete darkness. There's no menu so you can order anything you want, but no see food. #RLJoke #pun

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Robert @mevdev

2 years ago

Live at darin's and so am I. youtube.com/live/KcZQstp2q… #guitar #coffee #jazz

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Robert @mevdev

2 years ago

I got a second job doing catering but then promptly got fired for stealing. Apparently I can dish it out but can't take it. #pun #RLJoke #notReally Thanks to @The_LumpyG for the joke consultation.

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Robert @mevdev

2 years ago

I started a business selling low quality golf pants. You might get a hole in one on the first wear! #RLJoke #pun

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Robert @mevdev

2 years ago

The only houses in Portland that are selling are ones with basements. It's truly a cellars market. #RLJoke #pun

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Robert @mevdev

3 years ago

I've got a problem I need taken care of. I know it's a long shot, but does anyone have a recommendation for a good sniper. #RLJoke #pun

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Robert @mevdev

3 years ago

My son just donated to toys for tots. So I can confirm he's gifted. #RLJoke #pun

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A neighbor was telling me about his daughter that is now refusing to do anything but trot around on all fours. He said, "It's fine. I'll allow a little horsing around.", and I said, "yeah, she can do that, canter.". #RLJoke #pun #horse