mitchwheat @mitchwheat

Software Developer with a focus on all things data. Maths nerd! Want to reduce your cloud database hosting costs? Or just make things go fast? Send me a msg. mitchwheat.com Perth, Western Australia Joined May 2008

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mitchwheat @mitchwheat

a year ago

@playrust @SebbyK29 @templetaps

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2 years ago

@Eltk_xo your doggie always gives you a suspicious eye

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2 years ago

@GlennAlanBerry @AirborneGeek Will this nightmare never end ?

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2 years ago

@mrtonymartin Should have been "To Cut a Long Story Short"

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2 years ago

@aussiastronomer Is that -1 GMT or HJD ?

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2 years ago

@ProjectLincoln condoms

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2 years ago

@b28b1x There is a basket attached to a giant pumpkin: there's your problem! :)

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mitchwheat @mitchwheat

2 years ago

@GlennAlanBerry This gives me great joy! The things that Trump hates the most are being laughed at (remember that time the entire UN laughed at him), losing money and being called weird.

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mitchwheat @mitchwheat

2 years ago

Congratulations to all the ASAS-AN citizen scientist volunteers on passing 2 million classifications! @AsassnCitizen

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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

2 years ago

Once, every village had an idiot. It took MAGA to make one a leader.

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Templetaps @templetaps

2 years ago

ChatGPT knows too much

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mitchwheat @mitchwheat

2 years ago

@GlennAlanBerry I'll give it a week, tops.

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2 years ago

@greglow WTF?

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mitchwheat @mitchwheat

2 years ago

@Willjum1 you look like a frenchman hunting fresh baguette

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mitchwheat @mitchwheat

2 years ago

@shanselman How you seen the size of a VS created standalone executable for that 1 line program ?

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Headquarters @HQNewsNow

2 years ago

Q: What specific legislation will you commit to to make child care affordable? Trump: Well, I would do that and we're sitting down, you know, I was, somebody, we had Marco Rubio and my daughter, Ivanka… But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about that because the child care is, child care couldn't, you know, there's something you have to have it in this country, you have to have it... I want to stay with child care… So we'll take care of it. Thank you