Jean-Michel Bouchard @ohnojmb
engineer ex meta/tiktok opinions are my own. Weehawken, NJ Joined February 2026-
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@unclebobmartin ask the agent to write the script, tell it what result you expect, ask it to run it and show you the evidence, validate the evidence yourself . yay
@vasilios_s that’s one of the definitions, another one is “I convinced my company we need k8s because I want to put it on my resume”
@andrewmccalip Following this is fascinating, it’s like a speed run of 1998-2018 adtech 🤣
@tibo_maker Rather than switching every month, just pay for both and use both. It keeps us all honest
@gwenshap Workflows. It’s all about making indexable summaries over a time period. There’s a lot of good implementation suggestions in this thread. What are the common cases you’re struggling with?
@andrewmccalip future marketing king!
@superwhisper a silence detection for N seconds ends recording would be nice for workflows 😊
@CloudflareDev @Shopify @a16z upset I couldn't make it.. *want those socks*
@threepointone so excited about this one 🙏🏻
after working remote for too long, where are the best places to randomly vibe code in nyc and find like minded people?
I strongly believe there are entire companies right now under heavy AI psychosis and its impossible to have rational conversations about it with them. I can't name any specific people because they include personal friends I deeply respect, but I worry about how this plays out. I lived through the great MTBF vs MTTR (mean-time-between-failure vs. mean-time-to-recovery) reckoning of infrastructure during the transition to cloud and cloud automation. All those arguments are rearing their ugly heads again but now its... the whole software development industry (maybe the whole world, really). It's frightening, because the psychosis folks operate under an almost absolute "MTTR is all you need" mentality: "its fine to ship bugs because the agents will fix them so quickly and at a scale humans can't do!" We learned in infrastructure that MTTR is great but you can't yeet resilient systems entirely. The main issue is I don't even know how to bring this up to people I know personally, because bringing this topic up leads to immediately dismissals like "no no, it has full test coverage" or "bug reports are going down" or something, which just don't paint the whole picture. We already learned this lesson once in infrastructure: you can automate yourself into a very resilient catastrophe machine. Systems can appear healthy by local metrics while globally becoming incomprehensible. Bug reports can go down while latent risk explodes. Test coverage can rise while semantic understanding falls. Changes happens so fast that nobody notices the underlying architecture decaying. I worry.
@ericclemmons It’s almost as if most teams have agency and don’t require external signals to improve their product/service 🤌
@nickscamara_ is this the gen-z version of sql injection?
@karrmannmatt @theo @ThePedroProenca @mil000 Actually I stand corrected on Amazon, I was wrong there.
Confirming the meaning of cliff at fb. “Fully vested” never happens due to refreshers. The only cliff at fb is when your original grant is fully vested. AFAIK Google and Amazon are the same RSUs are granted every 3 months. Yes, from your first quarter on. Theo is right in most cases. The cliff *usually* means when you can exercise your options / get your first non liquid RSUs at startups and medium tech. TikTok / Bytedance followed (still does I assume?) that rule.
@aakashgupta the person that decides WHAT to build is the person that starts building. PM, engineer, SDR, who cares
@siddontang That’s a good take but that agent runtime seems like a consistency nightmare. I’ll assume that it’s designed with CQRS patterns in mind or this will create a new level of slop.
@vitaliidodonov “Trust compounds faster than revenue.” No better words to hear in the agentic era.
clairy19 @IbrahimEsmebas
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Eric Clemmons 🍊☁... @ericclemmons
6K Followers 2K Following Principal Software Engineer at Cloudflare. Fixer. I wrote that JavaScript Fatigue post 10 years ago. Sorry bout that.
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12K Followers 1K Following vp developers & ai @cloudflare ✨ and how does that error make you feel?
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128K Followers 1K Following Low iq idiot. I know nothing. Telegram: @Axelbitblaze
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286K Followers 5K Following Cloudflare is the world’s leading #ConnectivityCloud, and we have our eyes set on an ambitious goal — to help build a #BetterInternet.
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