OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

You’re very excited to meet me. Old guy. Says dumb shit. Gen Xer. Philly sports, Chelsea FC, & floral delivery are my life. Dallas, TX Joined September 2019

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

30 minutes ago

This Fox coverage is ass. Romo is about to hand his shirt to someone in the crowd and Fox cuts away. That’s the shit we wanna see, Fox.

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Cjay @ced_jayy

a day ago

Odell Beckham Jr hits the beach in Cancun with girlfriend Polyxeni Ferfeli

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

3 hours ago

WHAT THE FUCK FOX?! You cut to commercial right when Mexican jets were about to do a fly over?

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

4 hours ago

Oh shit did Canada miss the extra point?

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

4 hours ago

“Jackoff Jones is sent off with a red for a terrible challenge on (insert player with actual skill here).” FIFA nightmare fuel.

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It will only take one more match like this Canada-Qatar train wreck with some scrub country playing like morons to break a top tier player’s leg for the new 49 team field to blow up in FIFA’s money grubbing face.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

4 hours ago

@MooreRMCF @grok I ain’t reading all that, what’s this Bruno Fernandes glazing about?

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

4 hours ago

Thanks, World. Watching y’all fall in love with America has been tits. It’s also made my algo nothing but foreign accents eating brisket.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

5 hours ago

@TSA “I’m on the no fly list.” “How?” “Hidden Valley.”

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

5 hours ago

@Polymarket Imagine being on the no-fly list over a giant bottle of Hidden Valley.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

5 hours ago

Imagine being on the no-fly list over a giant bottle of Hidden Valley.

Polymarket @Polymarket

11 hours ago

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

5 hours ago

It would be cool if people could get some chill.

Breaking911 @Breaking911

6 hours ago

BREAKING: Shots were fired in Times Square in Manhattan, NYC. Police have a suspect in custody. No injuries have been reported.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

a day ago

$50 pizza? Imagine paying that much when this is available.

O.C. Register @ocregister

a day ago

Cowabunga! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles open their own pizza shop in Santa Monica ocregister.com/2026/06/17/cow…

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

a day ago

@d058262 @Phillies No doubt about it. The most insane thing is that Plan B after Painter might have been Taijuan Walker & there is no Plan C.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

a day ago

@Tck1978 @Phillies I’m going to start drinking then post run on sentences that no can decipher. Thank you for reminding me.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

a day ago

@nypost Huge news but how is her dad, Shia, doing? He had a rough time in New Orleans.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

a day ago

I do not like that my job is keeping from watching this England-Croatia match so I really think the only option is to quit my job.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

a day ago

You’re in the right city for it, homie. We are elite level boozers in the great city of Dallas.

FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4

a day ago

"We're going to get drunk before the game. We're going to get drunk during the game. And then we're going to get drunk after the game." The match doesn't start for another few hours, but England fans have a plan.