Sid Celery @sidcelery

Chelsea, table tennis, Jazz, BOINC, Rosetta@home. I block follow, FFs & RT requests #SackTheBoard boinc.thechels.uk PalpableDiscordia Joined February 2011

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Sid Celery @sidcelery

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TOCFCWS: World Cup: Flying start for Fernandez and Argentina chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

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OptaJoe @OptaJoe

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2 - At 38 years, 357 days old, Lionel Messi is the oldest player to score multiple goals in a FIFA World Cup match, surpassing Roger Milla (38y 34d) in 1990. Eternal.

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Sid Celery @sidcelery

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TOCFCWS: World Cup: France come out on top against Senegal chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

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Sid Celery @sidcelery

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TOCFCWS: Everything you need to know: 2026 World Cup chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

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A “sovereign citizen” group - a cult that claims laws don’t apply to it - offered a £23k prize to anyone who could prove them wrong. Someone did. They refused to pay. And I have a new favourite court judgment:

Daniel the MouseInTheCourt @MouseInTheCourt

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SovCit style website must pay man £23k after he completed their so-called “No Obligation Challenge”, court rules “The Defendant's views are, of course, complete legal nonsense” said DDJ Blitz bailii.org/ew/cases/Misc/…

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Seb Stafford-Bloor @SebSB

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Infantino using private jets to go to two games per day. Wildly unnecessary, as reported by @Dan_Sheldon_ nytimes.com/athletic/73639…

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Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss

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And guess how MI5 handled this? theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

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Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss

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Buried in the BBC writeup of the Russian-sponsored arson attack on Keir Starmer's home is the following nugget. The attackers' handler, Evgeny Lyukshin, the son of a Russian diplomat, studied at Moscow State University's diplomatic academy, which has a Rybar-run media school. Ryber is a sanctioned organization which seeks "to sow discord, promote social division, stoke partisan and racial discord, and encourage hate and violence," according to the U.S. government. Tutors at the media school's program on "information warfare" include SVR illegal Colonel Andrey Berzukov, or "Donald Heathfield," as he was known in Cambridge, Massachusetts, before the FBI arrested him as part of Operation Ghost Stories. Another tutor is Sergey Nalobin, formerly the first secretary in the political section of the Russian Embassy in the UK, but so much more than that, too. Nalobin's father's was a general in the KGB who then went on to serve as Alexander Litvinenko's boss in the economic crimes division of the FSB. Nalobin's brother was also FSB. So, well... yeah. When he was stationed in London, Nalobin (seen at right with Boris Johnson) helped found a pro-Russian front group called Conservative Friends of Russia, to which @lukeharding1968 and I devoted some attention fifteen years ago. Sir Malcolm Rifkind was the honorary president at one point before he cottoned onto what he'd signed up for and quit. Nalobin's diplomatic credentials expired and he was subsequently posted to Tallinn. (My informed guess is the Estonians let him in to keep an eye on him.) Looks like Sergey's time in the West wasn't wasted, however. He's now helping to instruct a bright young generation of Russian operatives how to foment race war and remotely recruit gig saboteurs from an elite institution of higher learning in Moscow. A whole gaggle of Tories can say they knew him when... bbc.com/news/articles/…

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Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler

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Leeds consider legal action against Leicester after Burnley’s landmark win. Story by @_pauljoyce thetimes.com/sport/football…

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The Daily Mash @thedailymash

3 days ago

Most ‘banter’ actually just people talking shit 👇️

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Our World in Data @OurWorldInData

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In 2024, around 280 million people lived in a different country from the one in which they were born. That’s around 3.5% of the global population. Where were these international migrants born, and where did they move to? Our colleague Sophia Mersmann built a new interactive data visualization that lets you answer these questions — for any country you’re interested in. First, select a country. On the left-hand side of the visualization, you can see the total number of people living in that country who were born elsewhere, and where they were born. On the right-hand side, you can see the number of people born in that country who have moved away, and where they moved to.

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Sid Celery @sidcelery

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That'll be the guy who was the most successful England manager of my adult lifetime, whose documentary and the short series about him recently earned him great credit

Jason Burt @JBurtTelegraph

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FA want England manager to stay out of politics after Gareth Southgate backlash telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

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Sid Celery @sidcelery

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Sack the karnt That will literally save us £90m Over and above the several 100 million it would've saved us over the previous few years on shite There is no argument against it - get him gone today

Maxwell @iam_brau

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Joe Shield is responsible to convince Morgan Rogers to pick Chelsea over Arsenal. Joe Shield is very close to the player and he is been working on the deal behind the scene. Morgan Rogers is another Man city Academy product.

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The Daily Mash @thedailymash

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Long eyebrow hairs, and other ways the male body gets sexier and sexier with age 👇️

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The Daily Mash @thedailymash

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35-year-old mocked for own-brand Hula Hoops 👇️

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Liam Twomey @liam_twomey

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A piece on Trevoh Chalobah’s call-up to England’s World Cup squad, and a Chelsea career defined by stoic strength of character. His faith has been rewarded again 👇 nytimes.com/athletic/73658…

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The Daily Mash @thedailymash

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Livramento drops out of England squad on discovering it is not compulsory ⬇️

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Sid Celery @sidcelery

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@barkway_ken He'd lose the ball when dribbling a lot too, but he was often the only player who'd disrupt a static defence. Lots of people absolutely hated him, but you have to have players like that in your squad. I didn't necessarily like him, but I appreciated him.

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Sid Celery @sidcelery

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TOCFCWS: Salomon Kalou on his journey to Chelsea and Ivory Coast memories chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC Kalou came in for a lot of criticism throughout his time at Chelsea, and it's clear to see why

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The Daily Mash @thedailymash

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Daily Mail readers getting dangerously close to witch-burning 👇️

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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow

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New @IEA analysis on EU electrification answers question people keep asking: is going electric actually cheaper today? For large share of demand increasingly yes. Where a country's bar reaches into or above 2025 price band, it's cost-competitive. Hold-up is cost, grids & taxes.